24 and wanting more! ....friends, but I just wanted it to rhyme

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Im Issa and I'm a 24 yr old Aussie with 15kg to lose! (maybe 20kg if I feel so inclined)

I'd absolutely love some new friends to join me on this journey so please feel free to add me if you like and I can be the Baby Groot of your support team, casually dancing in the background and spurring you forwards to become the kickass gun-slinging, talking racoon that we know you can be!

Full disclosure though - I am not quite a adorable as baby Groot BUT I do have a slightly higher vocabulary so you win some, you lose some