Diet jokes

TerryMyfitbitsnbobs

I put on weight because I love chocolate.
So I tried a new diet today.
All I'm allowed to eat all day is eggs.
EGGS EGGS EGGS.
I'm not sure 80 Cadburys Cream Eggs was what they meant.
Tomorrow should be healthier. Oranges all day.
Yes you guessed it.

TerryMyfitbitsnbobs

I've been on a sea food diet.
When I see food, I eat it.

Hearts_2015

TerryMyfitbitsnbobs wrote: »

I put on weight because I love chocolate.
So I tried a new diet today.
All I'm allowed to eat all day is eggs.
EGGS EGGS EGGS.
I'm not sure 80 Cadburys Cream Eggs was what they meant.
Tomorrow should be healthier. Oranges all day.
Yes you guessed it.

@TerryMyfitbitsnbobs
I bet you would get a lot of input & attention in the for chit chat and games area. I have a feeling with your sense of humor..you'll be welcomed with open arms.

Mods are more than happy to move threads to the appropriate areas on the boards all you have to do is ask. Just click report under the flag section and let them know you'd like your thread moved to the appropriate area in the forums. They can then move it to the Chit Chat/Games games. Always lots of attention to be had over there.. you'll have a blast!

I always think of the success stories section as a really special place members can hang out and get pumped up seeing how everyone is doing. All the hard work put in can be so inspirational and it's exciting cheering other members on.

Have a great night Terry

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RoxieDawn

Just_J_Now

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dc8066

Cutaway_Collar wrote: »

Playdoh, Merry Christmas, fellow connecticut resident.

Now let me and Terry bond.

I am so jealous, no Merry Anything for m

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RoxieDawn

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

I kinda think that the whole diet thing in general is a joke "certain times"...ladies....know what I mean?

Yep this is very much me..

dc8066

@Cutaway_Collar No, but I lived a couple blocks away from the Columbus Circle (outside the Park)

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Caporegiem

PlaydohPants wrote: »

I'll never understand why they have to try and make everything into a salad.

LittleLionHeart1

So I was telling my friend Gene the other day at breakfast time....
" I hate breakfast! And I'm never ever ever going to eat it again!"
And he said......

TerryMyfitbitsnbobs

I'm so fat, I don't buy trousers by the waste size, I buy them by postcodes covered.

Just_J_Now

LittleLionHeart1

@J_Surita3

TheRoadDog

Obesity is an ever-expanding problem.

Tweaking_Time

TerryMyfitbitsnbobs

cashcash12

@Cutaway_Collar -where r u from -southindia:-)

thisonetimeatthegym

TerryMyfitbitsnbobs wrote: »

I've been on a sea food diet.
When I see food, I eat it.

That was the joke I was going to say.

Oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles! Or so they say - mine just get eaten.

thisonetimeatthegym

NorthCascades

Cutaway_Collar wrote: »

Playdoh, Merry Christmas, fellow connecticut resident.

Now let me and Terry bond.

You're from Connecticut? I grew up in Lebanon.

257_Lag

How can you tell if a person has lost weight using Crossfit and MFP apps on their Iphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you

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NorthCascades

I had family in Danbury!

NorthCascades

Cutaway_Collar wrote: »

@NorthCascades wrote: »

Cutaway_Collar wrote: »

Playdoh, Merry Christmas, fellow connecticut resident.

Now let me and Terry bond.

You're from Connecticut? I grew up in Lebanon.

Is that the one east of Hartford or Israel?

Conn is big on biblical names. We'd drive through Hebron on the way to visit family when I was little.

Then there were friends of the family on Columbia Lake. So sometimes we'd go from Lebanon to Columbia. Out of context it sounds a little weird, huh?

Out here, we have towns with names like Puyallup. Go ahead and try to pronounce that, I dare you.