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TerryMyfitbitsnbobs
TerryMyfitbitsnbobs Posts: 238 Member
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I put on weight because I love chocolate.
So I tried a new diet today.
All I'm allowed to eat all day is eggs.
EGGS EGGS EGGS.
I'm not sure 80 Cadburys Cream Eggs was what they meant.
Tomorrow should be healthier. Oranges all day.
Yes you guessed it.
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  • TerryMyfitbitsnbobs
    TerryMyfitbitsnbobs Posts: 238 Member
    edited December 2016
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    I've been on a sea food diet.
    When I see food, I eat it.
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,031 Member
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    TerryMyfitbitsnbobs wrote: »
    I put on weight because I love chocolate.
    So I tried a new diet today.
    All I'm allowed to eat all day is eggs.
    EGGS EGGS EGGS.
    I'm not sure 80 Cadburys Cream Eggs was what they meant.
    Tomorrow should be healthier. Oranges all day.
    Yes you guessed it.

    @TerryMyfitbitsnbobs
    I bet you would get a lot of input & attention in the for chit chat and games area. I have a feeling with your sense of humor..you'll be welcomed with open arms. :D

    Mods are more than happy to move threads to the appropriate areas on the boards all you have to do is ask. Just click report under the flag section and let them know you'd like your thread moved to the appropriate area in the forums. They can then move it to the Chit Chat/Games games. Always lots of attention to be had over there.. you'll have a blast! :smile:

    I always think of the success stories section as a really special place members can hang out and get pumped up seeing how everyone is doing. All the hard work put in can be so inspirational and it's exciting cheering other members on.

    Have a great night Terry


  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    Playdoh, Merry Christmas, fellow connecticut resident.

    Now let me and Terry bond.

    I am so jealous, no Merry Anything for m
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
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    @Cutaway_Collar No, but I lived a couple blocks away from the Columbus Circle (outside the Park)
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    PlaydohPants wrote: »
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    I'll never understand why they have to try and make everything into a salad.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    So I was telling my friend Gene the other day at breakfast time....
    " I hate breakfast! And I'm never ever ever going to eat it again!"
    And he said......








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  • TerryMyfitbitsnbobs
    TerryMyfitbitsnbobs Posts: 238 Member
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    I'm so fat, I don't buy trousers by the waste size, I buy them by postcodes covered.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    @J_Surita3 :D
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,791 Member
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    Obesity is an ever-expanding problem.

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