Me to Me

melmelw03

Me: You need to chill the fuckout.
Me to me: Worry and stress about every tiny thing that you have absolutely no control over and let it keep you up all night.

beagletracks

Me: I'm definitely going to the doctor today
Me to me: But I'll probably catch something worse there and home remedies are more effective anyway. Better just buy a shitload of tea and cough drops.

KyleGrace8

Me: I don't even like wearing lipstick
Me to Me: Buy ten more colors that you'll wear once for a selfie

NewlifeinNW

Me: Sweet, back on my calorie plan.
Me to Me: You know whats good? Beer and pizza.

Motorsheen

Me: Don't be a *kitten*

Me to Me: Hahahaha.....

angelxsss

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

Louise1491 wrote: »

MadMaxV8 wrote: »

Me: Don't pick your nose
Me: Well if you're going to, might as well eat it too

I've heard its high in protein.

it's a myth created by man to get you to swallow it

Just ask Stefan

Just_J_Now

Me: Serves you right fatass for drinking all that coconut rum last night.
Me to Me: Remember to stop by the liquor store after work .

Just_J_Now

Me: Get off these forums and finish thisshit (I mean work) on your desk
Me to Me: Boy this 3rd cup of coffee is really kicking in now
Me again: What was I about to do, again? Focus girl, FOCUS.

branflakes1980

Me: Great job today, got everything accomplished early, kids are in bed, house is clean, reward yourself and go to bed early and get a good nights sleep.
Me to me: but first we are going to think about all of the things, bills, work, money, and then we are going to think about every possible horrible thing that could happen to our children, how our house could burn down in the middle of the night, if the front door is locked, the meaning of life, and how every person we love is eventually going to die... :grumble:

cee134

Me: I'm bored

Me to Me: Post links that rick roll people with Taylor Swift.