I was gonna......

Angela937
Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
I was gonna start doing exercises to make my booty smaller, but then I remembered that Sir Mix-A-Lot and many others like big butts. So hey, baby got back!
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    Not people. Vaginas.

    My vagina doesn't ruin anything. In fact it brings peace on earth and feeds the hungry.

    It's a real workhorse, ain't it?
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    Not people. Vaginas.

    My vagina doesn't ruin anything. In fact it brings peace on earth and feeds the hungry.

    I think you have yours confused with mine

    What?? That's what this thing is for??

    I don't know so much about the peace part, but definitely feeding the hungry

    I had no idea. I've just been using it to chew men up and spit them out.

    It's undefeated, isn't it?

    .... all the good ones are.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    It's no burden at all.

    Real talk tho, I don't think my waist is a 24

    23-7/8?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    Not people. Vaginas.

    My vagina doesn't ruin anything. In fact it brings peace on earth and feeds the hungry.

    I think you have yours confused with mine

    What?? That's what this thing is for??

    I don't know so much about the peace part, but definitely feeding the hungry

    I had no idea. I've just been using it to chew men up and spit them out.

    I just got a very unfortunate visual

    You did? Jeez.... I'm sitting here my my legs crossed and hiding my eyes behind my hands.


    Okay, one hand.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    Not people. Vaginas.

    My vagina doesn't ruin anything. In fact it brings peace on earth and feeds the hungry.

    I think you have yours confused with mine

    What?? That's what this thing is for??

    I don't know so much about the peace part, but definitely feeding the hungry

    I had no idea. I've just been using it to chew men up and spit them out.

    I just got a very unfortunate visual

    Snap it to me.
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  • Unknown
    edited January 2017
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    Not people. Vaginas.

    My vagina doesn't ruin anything. In fact it brings peace on earth and feeds the hungry.

    I think you have yours confused with mine

    What?? That's what this thing is for??

    I don't know so much about the peace part, but definitely feeding the hungry

    I had no idea. I've just been using it to chew men up and spit them out.

    I just got a very unfortunate visual

    Snap it to me.

    You really don't want to see the twisted stuff my mind comes up with

    Of course I do....I want to sell it to the movie companies for their next horror flick.
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    edited January 2017
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    It's no burden at all.

    Real talk tho, I don't think my waist is a 24

    23-7/8?

    Might be closer to 26

    MIGHT

    Oh, well, then....I've got nothing.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    Not people. Vaginas.

    My vagina doesn't ruin anything. In fact it brings peace on earth and feeds the hungry.

    I think you have yours confused with mine

    What?? That's what this thing is for??

    I don't know so much about the peace part, but definitely feeding the hungry

    I had no idea. I've just been using it to chew men up and spit them out.

    I just got a very unfortunate visual

    Snap it to me.

    You really don't want to see the twisted stuff my mind comes up with

    * raises & waves hand / shifts around in seat
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    Not people. Vaginas.

    My vagina doesn't ruin anything. In fact it brings peace on earth and feeds the hungry.

    I think you have yours confused with mine

    What?? That's what this thing is for??

    I don't know so much about the peace part, but definitely feeding the hungry

    I had no idea. I've just been using it to chew men up and spit them out.

    I just got a very unfortunate visual

    You did? Jeez.... I'm sitting here my my legs crossed and hiding my eyes behind my hands.


    Okay, one hand.

    God dammit I love you

    I might be blushing right about now....
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    It's no burden at all.

    Real talk tho, I don't think my waist is a 24

    23-7/8?

    Might be closer to 26

    MIGHT

    Oh, well, then....I've got nothing.

    Lookit, I'm trying to lose it! I'm here ain't I?

    Lose it? I was hoping that you'd take some from my 38" waist.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    It's no burden at all.

    Real talk tho, I don't think my waist is a 24

    23-7/8?

    Might be closer to 26

    MIGHT

    Oh, well, then....I've got nothing.

    Lookit, I'm trying to lose it! I'm here ain't I?

    Sheesh.... sounds damn near perfect to me.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    Not people. Vaginas.

    My vagina doesn't ruin anything. In fact it brings peace on earth and feeds the hungry.

    I think you have yours confused with mine

    What?? That's what this thing is for??

    I don't know so much about the peace part, but definitely feeding the hungry

    I had no idea. I've just been using it to chew men up and spit them out.

    I just got a very unfortunate visual

    Snap it to me.

    You really don't want to see the twisted stuff my mind comes up with

    Of course I do....I want to sell it to the movie companies for their next horror flick.

    It'd make better porn

    How you doin'?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    I think that only applies if you're 36-24-36...and oh yeah...5'3"

    Literally me

    I bet you're burdened with people falling for you all the time too. No wonder you don't have any friends. People ruin everything.

    It's no burden at all.

    Real talk tho, I don't think my waist is a 24

    23-7/8?

    Might be closer to 26

    MIGHT

    Oh, well, then....I've got nothing.

    Lookit, I'm trying to lose it! I'm here ain't I?

    Lose it? I was hoping that you'd take some from my 38" waist.

    Keep sweet talkin, I'll take whatever you want.

    Oh my.
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