Have you ever had an embarrassing fitness moment?

BrainyBurro

was it more embarrassing than this guy's embarrassing moment?

*warning* gif is a pic of a guy who crapped himself running a marathon.

http://heisdnast.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/marathon.gif

mister_universe

Eh, I nuclear crapped myself once when playing frisbee golf when I was 18. That's almost a marathon, right?

edit: in my defense, it was later diagnosed as food poisoning.

rebzim80

I don't think I can top that, but here I go anyways. My husband had me trying to do some type of squat exercise at the gym and when I squatted down my shorts decided to embarrass me and ripped along the seam. Needless to say, all those around got a glimpse of my granny panties. I don't think I've been to a gym since then.

BrainyBurro

Eh, I nuclear crapped myself once when playing frisbee golf when I was 18. That's almost a marathon, right?

edit: in my defense, it was later diagnosed as food poisoning.

it happens. :laugh:

mister_universe

rebzim's post reminds me of a couple of years ago.

Played 27 holes of golf (real golf, not frisbee...I retired from frisbee that day) with my butt hanging out. Went to straddle a creek bed to play my ball out of it, was wearing canvas shorts. Ripped down the middle from the belt line all the way to the bottom hem, just above the knees. I subjected my buddies to 27 holes of robin's egg blue trunks that day. Good times. :laugh:

MizTerry

My worst has been passing wind during stretches in my martial arts class, but excessive jumping jacks do make me have to go pee.

MzIrish

Eh, I nuclear crapped myself once when playing frisbee golf when I was 18. That's almost a marathon, right?

edit: in my defense, it was later diagnosed as food poisoning.

it happens. :laugh:

Sh it happens :laugh:

_noob_

I shat my britches running the floor in a basketball game once...I just faked an injury and walking into the locker room.

That_car_is_full_of_balloons

i ate almost an entire box of honey nut cheerios dry to fuel my run
i never tried that before
apparently it was too much fiber
halfway through my run i had abdominal cramps
the kind where you know something BIG is about to go down
i had to go off the trail and find a secluded spot
i found an oak tree facing a pond and no people in sight
so i squatted down and let nature take over from there
i literally felt a stream of poo exit my butt for 10 seconds straight
it felt so relieving
i guess the only thing embarassing were the ducks staring at me through the corner of their eye
they kept going around in circles and would sneak a peek at me
i took off my t-shirt and used that to wipe. it was a beater anyway
then i just left it there. natures souvenir i guess haha.

haroon_awan

was it more embarrassing than this guy's embarrassing moment?

*warning* gif is a pic of a guy who crapped himself running a marathon.

http://heisdnast.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/marathon.gif

No stories yet but my question to you is what on God's green/blue earth would possess you to even watch that gif?

skullshank

i farted doing leg press a couple months back. does it count if i didnt give a ****? (what i did there...do you see it?)

stephanj

One time I was in my back yard stretching after a run, with my ipod on....I was listing to a Beyonce song, and the spirit moved me so I started busting out some serious (white lady, Mom-style) dance moves, y'know, kicking and gyrating, dor several minutes....I truned around...and me neighbors waved at me. They had some friends over for a dinner party on their deck, in full view of me.
:embarassed:
Still can't hear that song without cringing lol!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

I can't recall anything truly heinous, but my gym is at home so even if something did happen IDGAF.

Mostly I'm in to see what happened to everyone else.

Jacwhite22

One time this girl was on an exercise bike and when she got up I went over to smell her seat.....but then she came back and saw me doing it. That was awkward and kind of embarassing.

pattya925

My worst has been passing wind during stretches in my martial arts class, but excessive jumping jacks do make me have to go pee.

Lol! I can so relate - ANY jumping makes me have to pee... Trampolines are out of the question. Pregnancy destroyed by body in so many ways... I guess having almost 10 pounds of baby using your bladder as a cushion has an effect :laugh:

britzzie

I was in the zone on the treadmill with my earbuds at 5am. There are 20 treadmills all in a line and I was the only one using one. Suddenly there was a man right beside me. I was startled and jumped just enough to mess up my gait. I hopped around trying to recover for a few seconds, ended up turned completely around and shot off the back onto my stomach. He was very apologetic. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. Then I lectured him about perhaps squeezing in between unoccupied treadmills next time.

justicer68

Happens all the time to where it's not embarrassing anymore. Never fails...I'll be in the free weight area and look in the mirror and I have one headlight on. How do you fix that without drawing even more attention to yourself? I've come to the conclusion now...screw it!

smantha32

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aquarabbit

Happens all the time to where it's not embarrassing anymore. Never fails...I'll be in the free weight area and look in the mirror and I have one headlight on. How do you fix that without drawing even more attention to yourself? I've come to the conclusion now...screw it!

I hate that! This happens to me ALL THE TIME! I'm so happy I'm not the only one! My husband loves to tease me about it. If I go to the gym (which is rare since I like videos at home) I'll wear those pads. Feels so silly!

TheBeerRunner

Running on the treadmill usually results in at least one or two releases of flatulence.

walleyclan1

I spent an entire day skiing in jeans with a huge rip on the butt. My bottom was so numb from all the falling I was doing so I never noticed until I saw all the pics. Two lessons learned: don't ski in jeans, have friends that will tell you when your butt is hanging out in public!

chelsifina

Once I was running on a treadmill on a gym, and the treadmill was just a step away from the water fountain. In an attempt to be efficient, I left the treadmill on, hopped off to get my sip of water and then hopped back on. However, I took a misstep getting back on and my legs flew out from under me. The story doesn't end here. I was still holding on to the handlebars, so there I was, in a gym full of people with runners on either side, Holding on the handlebars, treadmill running, and my legs flapping and kicking uselessly behind me. My only recourse was to let go with my hands and let my upper body and face slam onto the moving treadmill. I prepared for that and indeed let go. What I did not prepare for was when the moving treadmill then shot me back against the wall behind. It was great. No one looked at me, I assume because they were all so embarrassed for me.

hindalhothaly1

@walleyclan1 ^^Omg thats so embarresing.


One time i was in the gym pool . i was a bit bored and i thought no one was watching me so i squeezed my hands together in order to get water to go shooting up (wich i couldn't) after several times trying, i saw an old women staring at me as if i was a child hahhaha

Cutting4life

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

AlexLeeAS

I was wearing my bf old pjs while lifting. Went into a full squat and they ripped, revealing my black thong I was rocking. My butt was facing the mirror that a bunch of guys were lifting it. I know the girl behind me got to see

Minerva624

Yeah...my body is an embarrassing, poor excuse for fitness. :laugh:

VeganCeliac

I was doing hand-stand push-ups and my coach was holding my feet. The strain caused me to, well, fart right in her face. Ha ha!

vanessadsilva

i was jogging my way early morning at the park ,listening to music , i didn't notice some greasy stuff on the road and stepped on it , balanced myself for some seconds but then slipped exactly how a cartoon character would slip on a banana skin..right on my butt :P
I got up...sat on the pavement looked around it anyone saw me..just a few people around..who didn't notice ..phew!!

Fiercely_Me

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

American Psycho. Good movie.

SlinkyAndHerAmazingBunsOfSteel

I went to the gym, got on the rowing machine and after 10 minutes noticed I was wearing furry leg warmers (I hadn't shaved my legs for a looong time!) I decided to get off the rowing machine and hide away on the elliptical in the corner. (I'd paid my money, I was NOT going home) I got on the elliptical and started running furiously, as if I could run away from my shame...then I farted..loudly... :blushing: Not one of my finer moments.

zedgt87

popped a pretty good broner at the gym a few days ago. Had to chill on the row machine for a bit I know this one chick noticed cause she kept starin at me.