Have you ever had an embarrassing fitness moment?

BrainyBurro

was it more embarrassing than this guy's embarrassing moment?

*warning* gif is a pic of a guy who crapped himself running a marathon.

http://heisdnast.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/marathon.gif

mister_universe

Eh, I nuclear crapped myself once when playing frisbee golf when I was 18. That's almost a marathon, right?

edit: in my defense, it was later diagnosed as food poisoning.

rebzim80

I don't think I can top that, but here I go anyways. My husband had me trying to do some type of squat exercise at the gym and when I squatted down my shorts decided to embarrass me and ripped along the seam. Needless to say, all those around got a glimpse of my granny panties. I don't think I've been to a gym since then.

BrainyBurro

Eh, I nuclear crapped myself once when playing frisbee golf when I was 18. That's almost a marathon, right?

edit: in my defense, it was later diagnosed as food poisoning.

it happens. :laugh:

mister_universe

rebzim's post reminds me of a couple of years ago.

Played 27 holes of golf (real golf, not frisbee...I retired from frisbee that day) with my butt hanging out. Went to straddle a creek bed to play my ball out of it, was wearing canvas shorts. Ripped down the middle from the belt line all the way to the bottom hem, just above the knees. I subjected my buddies to 27 holes of robin's egg blue trunks that day. Good times. :laugh:

MizTerry

My worst has been passing wind during stretches in my martial arts class, but excessive jumping jacks do make me have to go pee.

MzIrish

Eh, I nuclear crapped myself once when playing frisbee golf when I was 18. That's almost a marathon, right?

edit: in my defense, it was later diagnosed as food poisoning.

it happens. :laugh:

Sh it happens :laugh:

_noob_

I shat my britches running the floor in a basketball game once...I just faked an injury and walking into the locker room.

That_car_is_full_of_balloons

i ate almost an entire box of honey nut cheerios dry to fuel my run
i never tried that before
apparently it was too much fiber
halfway through my run i had abdominal cramps
the kind where you know something BIG is about to go down
i had to go off the trail and find a secluded spot
i found an oak tree facing a pond and no people in sight
so i squatted down and let nature take over from there
i literally felt a stream of poo exit my butt for 10 seconds straight
it felt so relieving
i guess the only thing embarassing were the ducks staring at me through the corner of their eye
they kept going around in circles and would sneak a peek at me
i took off my t-shirt and used that to wipe. it was a beater anyway
then i just left it there. natures souvenir i guess haha.

haroon_awan

was it more embarrassing than this guy's embarrassing moment?

*warning* gif is a pic of a guy who crapped himself running a marathon.

http://heisdnast.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/marathon.gif

No stories yet but my question to you is what on God's green/blue earth would possess you to even watch that gif?

skullshank

i farted doing leg press a couple months back. does it count if i didnt give a ****? (what i did there...do you see it?)

stephanj

One time I was in my back yard stretching after a run, with my ipod on....I was listing to a Beyonce song, and the spirit moved me so I started busting out some serious (white lady, Mom-style) dance moves, y'know, kicking and gyrating, dor several minutes....I truned around...and me neighbors waved at me. They had some friends over for a dinner party on their deck, in full view of me.
:embarassed:
Still can't hear that song without cringing lol!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

I can't recall anything truly heinous, but my gym is at home so even if something did happen IDGAF.

Mostly I'm in to see what happened to everyone else.

Jacwhite22

One time this girl was on an exercise bike and when she got up I went over to smell her seat.....but then she came back and saw me doing it. That was awkward and kind of embarassing.

pattya925

My worst has been passing wind during stretches in my martial arts class, but excessive jumping jacks do make me have to go pee.

Lol! I can so relate - ANY jumping makes me have to pee... Trampolines are out of the question. Pregnancy destroyed by body in so many ways... I guess having almost 10 pounds of baby using your bladder as a cushion has an effect :laugh:

britzzie

I was in the zone on the treadmill with my earbuds at 5am. There are 20 treadmills all in a line and I was the only one using one. Suddenly there was a man right beside me. I was startled and jumped just enough to mess up my gait. I hopped around trying to recover for a few seconds, ended up turned completely around and shot off the back onto my stomach. He was very apologetic. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. Then I lectured him about perhaps squeezing in between unoccupied treadmills next time.

justicer68

Happens all the time to where it's not embarrassing anymore. Never fails...I'll be in the free weight area and look in the mirror and I have one headlight on. How do you fix that without drawing even more attention to yourself? I've come to the conclusion now...screw it!

smantha32

bump

aquarabbit

Happens all the time to where it's not embarrassing anymore. Never fails...I'll be in the free weight area and look in the mirror and I have one headlight on. How do you fix that without drawing even more attention to yourself? I've come to the conclusion now...screw it!

I hate that! This happens to me ALL THE TIME! I'm so happy I'm not the only one! My husband loves to tease me about it. If I go to the gym (which is rare since I like videos at home) I'll wear those pads. Feels so silly!

TheBeerRunner

Running on the treadmill usually results in at least one or two releases of flatulence.

walleyclan1

I spent an entire day skiing in jeans with a huge rip on the butt. My bottom was so numb from all the falling I was doing so I never noticed until I saw all the pics. Two lessons learned: don't ski in jeans, have friends that will tell you when your butt is hanging out in public!