Players Hustlers Criminals Villains! The Above is Wanted for...

JstTheWayIam

Why is the above person wanted by the authorities...
Cause everyone's got a dark side...

rhodesjem

Stealing all the cattle

KourageousKarina

Tipping cows

JstTheWayIam

Running an illegal studs ranch

finny11122

Flying heroin in from afghanistan

Gimsteinn

What?? How's that legal? And how do you know it's legal?

You're wanted for herding cats by the way..

KourageousKarina

Don't you make heroin like how you make crack... Lol I don't know..

She's wanted for cooking my cats... It's lean cuisine lol

JstTheWayIam

She has a collection of frozen naked men that she's lured into an icy death

lunidevojka

Wanted for being the most radical animals rights activist in the word.

finny11122

Selling magic mushrooms to school kids

Gimsteinn

Kidnapping the leprechaun's pot of gold

KourageousKarina

Accessory to the theft

JstTheWayIam

Kult leader

JstTheWayIam

Refusing to give the apple breaker codes to the FBI

Gimsteinn

He caused an uproar in a vegan restaurant.. Im not going to go into the gruesome specifics but it involved pigs blood and a few squirrels

FabulousFantasticFifty

Impersonating a famous a dead comedienne and Actress

Gimsteinn

He's wanting for drawing Mohammed kissing Jesus.. Both Christians and Muslims are furious. Good thing we can hide him with us heathens in Valhallar.

JstTheWayIam

Leading a Norse cult as Lady Thor