Forget exercising, forget diet!

Chanelcatsreading

Best thread ever!!! I'm dancing too. I hope there is some cayenne pepper in that stuff. Hot balls!!! I mean, hot dog! I mean, oh no... I am hungry again.

HealthyGinny

And the bottle has pink on it, yay!!!! Because we are GIRLS and we love pink thingies and being lazy and getting massages and nice-smelling creams, NOT working-out, and sweating and smelling baaaaad.

Thanks for the tip, OP, I'm off to delete my mfp account now, you made my day :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

cwolfman13

Just be careful...use that and so much as look at a dumbbell heavier than 2.5 Lbs and....



Buyer beware....

Teardrop81

I'll drink to that. :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

Edited to clarify that I will NOT be drinking the the picture posted above. :noway:

broox80

Now we just need to get a cure for ugly and load dart guns and head to the DMV to shoot people (with the anti-ugly potion filled darts)!!!! That way when we have to spend 5 hours at the DMV we will be all "How you doin?" instead of "please dont sit by me!!!"

hannahpistolas

Just be careful...use that and so much as look at a dumbbell heavier than 2.5 Lbs and....



Buyer beware....

I have been waiting my whole life to read this comment :laugh:

ami5000psu

Just be careful...use that and so much as look at a dumbbell heavier than 2.5 Lbs and....



Buyer beware....

OH NOES

WhataBroad

Just be careful...use that and so much as look at a dumbbell heavier than 2.5 Lbs and....



Buyer beware....

ok... WTF is up with the photoshopped on looking breasts?

angiebirdie

Taken from the Sephora website: "As part of your body-bettering routine, we suggest using in conjunction with regular exercise, a healthy diet, regular vigorous massage, and the rest of the [label censored] regimen." Hmmmm, so if I exercise and eat healthy, this product will make me slim???

But I guess it's kind of how Jergen's sells a toning moisturizer, except these guys are trying to market it in a more "fun" way, when it's really just offensive.

BathtubBadger

You realize that, because of this post, someone is purchasing these products now, right?

Keep up the good work. :drinker:

I'm not responsible if people are dumb. I'm not their mother.

BathtubBadger

Taken from the Sephora website: "As part of your body-bettering routine, we suggest using in conjunction with regular exercise, a healthy diet, regular vigorous massage, and the rest of the [label censored] regimen." Hmmmm, so if I exercise and eat healthy, this product will make me slim???

But I guess it's kind of how Jergen's sells a toning moisturizer, except these guys are trying to market it in a more "fun" way, when it's really just offensive.

I shall fill a swimming pool with coffee and soak in it for a weekend just to prove that caffeine will not get rid of cellulitis. Great idea for my next thread.

Janice2Shakira

Taken from the Sephora website: "As part of your body-bettering routine, we suggest using in conjunction with regular exercise, a healthy diet, regular vigorous massage, and the rest of the [label censored] regimen." Hmmmm, so if I exercise and eat healthy, this product will make me slim???

But I guess it's kind of how Jergen's sells a toning moisturizer, except these guys are trying to market it in a more "fun" way, when it's really just offensive.

I shall fill a swimming pool with coffee and soak in it for a weekend just to prove that caffeine will not get rid of cellulitis. Great idea for my next thread.

It might actually dry you out a little. Does pruney skin = lost inches? I think you may have just created the next miracle cure!

BathtubBadger

Taken from the Sephora website: "As part of your body-bettering routine, we suggest using in conjunction with regular exercise, a healthy diet, regular vigorous massage, and the rest of the [label censored] regimen." Hmmmm, so if I exercise and eat healthy, this product will make me slim???

But I guess it's kind of how Jergen's sells a toning moisturizer, except these guys are trying to market it in a more "fun" way, when it's really just offensive.

I shall fill a swimming pool with coffee and soak in it for a weekend just to prove that caffeine will not get rid of cellulitis. Great idea for my next thread.

It might actually dry you out a little. Does pruney skin = lost inches? I think you may have just created the next miracle cure!

I'll bottle it up with a funny degrading name and make millions!

tmm_0127

Everyone just needs to look up communitychannel's video on youtube on how to get abs.

All you need is a sharpy.

Mich3ll36

You're telling me that all I have to do to get a six pack is rub some balls on my stomach? Wait that came out wrong.

Your face is too cute. You're too cute. Wait. Where were we? Oh. Yeah. Balls.

BAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG you guys are making me laugh hard! Laughing = Burning calories.. hellz yea.

WendyTerry420

nicolebeck89

Surprisingly!! It does work pretty good on tightening skin!!! However about giving you six pack abs, well I think I better just keep going to the gym!!! Lol

I do use it for tightening my sin though

froeschli

Just searched it on google and the first thing it states in the product description is: "to get a six pack you need to exercise..."

Anyhow, I find it rather clever marketing. And the fact it gets everyone here talking about it, proves it's working (the marketing at least). As for the product - if you're going to buy into "slimming creams", why shouldn't it be one that makes you laugh?
I've bought similar products in the past, yeah, I've figured out they don't work as implied, but some smell really nice :bigsmile:

BathtubBadger

Janice2Shakira

BathtubBadger

Janice2Shakira

smantha32

Now we just need to get a cure for ugly and load dart guns and head to the DMV to shoot people (with the anti-ugly potion filled darts)!!!! That way when we have to spend 5 hours at the DMV we will be all "How you doin?" instead of "please dont sit by me!!!"

Do they have any of those for stupidity?

smantha32

It's funny how taking his shirt off made his legs fatter too. :laugh:

BathtubBadger

It's funny how taking his shirt off made his legs fatter too. :laugh:

I hadn't noticed until you mentioned :laugh:

luvred51

Bump!
Some of these quotes are so funny. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Thanks for sharing everyone : :happy: