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CountingCaloriesSuxass
CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
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Why arent they square?

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  • pjp1125
    pjp1125 Posts: 313
    Cause they have to go in a round hole?
  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
    Hmmm... square penis + square boobs...
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    I thought we were playing the penis game.

    Now I am disappoint. And my cats are looking at me funny for belting out the no-no word.
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    I wouldnt wanna give a hand job if they were..can you imagine...yikes
  • NashvilleScott
    NashvilleScott Posts: 34
    I thnk Sponge Bob has a square penis...... I mean, he does wear square pants!
  • billyboybalbo
    billyboybalbo Posts: 156
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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Cause they have to go in a round hole?

    What the hell are you putting it in?
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I wouldnt wanna give a hand job if they were..can you imagine...yikes

    like to imagine you giving one

    Might like to give YOU one! :tongue:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    OUCH
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    with all this square talk...are you saying we should look like MineCraft?

    I mean...only thing left after square is pixelation...
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Was square but excessive use rounded the edges
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    This reminds me of the Dear Penis song by Rodney Carrington.

    Dear Penis I don't like you anymore
    You use to watch me shave
    Now all you do is stare at the floor
    Dear Penis I don't like you any more.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Why arent they square?


    The friction would be enough cause spontaneous combustion.
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    Why arent they square?


    The friction would be enough cause spontaneous combustion.

    I love it when you talk all smart to me!!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I see how it is...nothing but disappointment for me on MFP today.

    disappointing thread is disappointing.

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  • singlefemalelawyer
    singlefemalelawyer Posts: 382 Member
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  • Seefylol
    Seefylol Posts: 197
    WHAT! You mean they're not meant to be square?!?!

    *looks down*

    :'(
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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  • Seefylol
    Seefylol Posts: 197
    SquarePegRoundHole.gif

    His brick is too big to fit.
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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I thought we were playing the penis game.

    Now I am disappoint. And my cats are looking at me funny for belting out the no-no word.

    I just played the pickle game at lunch. It wasn't square, either. Thank goodness.
  • pjp1125
    pjp1125 Posts: 313
    Cause they have to go in a round hole?

    What the hell are you putting it in?

    Lol. Ok maybe not round, but certainly not square. And to answer your question, pretty much anywhere I can.
  • TheViperMan
    TheViperMan Posts: 235 Member
    Testicles.

    That is all.
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
    yeah-im-gonna-need-to-touch-your-penis-lumbergh-meme.jpg
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I thought we were playing the penis game.

    Now I am disappoint. And my cats are looking at me funny for belting out the no-no word.
    My penis is flailing.
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