Made up Jokes

danofthedead1979

Hey Guys, this thread may die on its *kitten* in a pathetic heap, slumped against some wall somewhere, begging for a few bucks to buy alcohol..... BUT i like to make up stupid jokes, not just any old jokes, but jokes that are so tenuous that you will either want to kill me or if you're like me, appreciate how *kitten* it is.

i'm gonna kick this off with one that isn't one i've made up, but one that i found on the net.


What does Popeye have for breakfast?

Egg egg egg egg egg egg egg…


So if anyone else is as weird as me and actually spends time making up their own *kitten* jokes to pass the time at work or at home? Please share them. Or if you trawl the internet for the worlds finest made up jokes, then please share them aswell.
Remember, as far as i'm concerned, the more tenuous and stupid the better. This is just for fun, its not a competition (but my jokes will be the best btw)

BathtubBadger

I don't get it :c

JeremiahStone

danofthedead1979

I don't get it :c

hey what?
egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg phonetically sounds a bit like his laugh (say it in your head quickly)

c'mon guys, i started off with a relatively safe choice, i thought :ohwell: