What makes you so damn special?

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  • robdowns1300
    robdowns1300 Posts: 152 Member
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    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Not a damn thing. I'm invisible.

    You look pretty good for invisible.
  • Reinvented46
    Reinvented46 Posts: 301 Member
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    My kids know better they ask me did you put spinach in here? My only option is to lie
  • Reinvented46
    Reinvented46 Posts: 301 Member
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    I started hiding things in their smoothies now
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I Just pick the tomatoes off of a sandwich instead of requesting a whole new sandwich. I'm chill like that
  • Reinvented46
    Reinvented46 Posts: 301 Member
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    You mean like when you sign up on an app or something and they ask are you a human? Giggles
  • Reinvented46
    Reinvented46 Posts: 301 Member
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    I feel a strange urge to send money
  • Reinvented46
    Reinvented46 Posts: 301 Member
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    Indeed
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I can grow a mustache.

    Eat your heart out fellas
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    I'm a rocket scientist. But honestly, you can't throw a rock in this town without hitting a rocket scientist. So it really isn't that special. Just another engineering job.
  • Reinvented46
    Reinvented46 Posts: 301 Member
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    How about half eaten brownies ?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Oh...per my daughter, I am fantastically efficient at ruining teenagers lives
  • Reinvented46
    Reinvented46 Posts: 301 Member
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    So.... sexting. ^
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    I'm really great at dirty talk and taking *kitten* selfies >:)

    At this point in time, I think that it's worthmentioning that I have a pm address; I damn sure do.

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