Tired of Being Kittened?

Jimb376mfp
Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
in Chit-Chat
Had enough of Kitten censorship, then pick and choose appropriate substitute. Or post your fave here.9rdl22isb4nb.jpg

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I say sugar a lot on the tennis court so I don't get carded.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    I don't use alternatives. Not alternative facts nor alternative cuss words. I bring the all the realness. B)
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    o snap.. ;)
  • CentralCaliCycling
    CentralCaliCycling Posts: 453 Member
    We called this vegetarian cussing when I was a kid - lol
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Crapolaaah! :D
  • EllaLeahB
    EllaLeahB Posts: 310 Member
    Lol I absolutely love this. I use quite a few of these words..hehe
    Spanks for making my chuckle.
  • EllaLeahB
    EllaLeahB Posts: 310 Member
    Oh and I heard that people with potty mouths are more honest.
  • itsy_bitsy_spider
    itsy_bitsy_spider Posts: 292 Member
    Bolshevik tho?? Lol.

    I do say Rats often.

    But we like fiddlesticks, right @slivesey77 ?
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Crimeny. :s
    Dad used to say this word in Armenian. I don't know how to spell it. But I think it meant "*kitten* on your head"... $hiiit-tit-tit-taah.
    And also said "Headache-aaay" Means "Child"
    I thought he was trying to say he had a headache. But it means child.
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    edited February 2017
    I just say "Hoover Dam" or "Hoover Dam it" in place, of "damn" or "damn it" but they obviously aren't censoring that..........so if, you cuss! >:)
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    edited February 2017
    instead of fu ck ing, i use freaking, instead of sh it, i use shite, BS for bull sh it, and just recently fellatioooo for fellati o
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    These just make me hungry. Son of a biscuit, good gravy, kiss my grits - got the makings of a good southern breakfast right there!
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dagnabbit! Foiled again!
  • Hipstermomof2_fitby40_2019
    Hipstermomof2_fitby40_2019 Posts: 15 Member
    I miss all the fun conversations dagnabbit!
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    Son of a Nutcracker
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  • lkpducky
    lkpducky Posts: 17,613 Member
    edited February 2017
    At least they don't kitten out "bollocks" and "wanker". Got to love UK expressions.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I kinda like PG expletives... I somehow find them more interesting and creative/expressive.

    I really should learn some UK expressions...I love them although I don't always know what they mean! Also they probably don't sound as awesome with a Canadian accent!

    I have been watching the TV show "The Good Place" where they replace (use your imagination) the words "fork" and "shirt" for words that would otherwise be censored on mfp. I find myself saying these alternatives and it makes me smile.

    In Canada our media is less censored, but I still kinda like alternative expletives, they are more fun to say!

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