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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    @lstrat115 apparently his powers do work
    Maybe we can get him to suggest our likes
    I no wave to change how I say your name in my head
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    @lstrat115 apparently his powers do work
    Maybe we can get him to suggest our likes
    I no wave to change how I say your name in my head

    I knew it!!!
    Pure sorcery
    I'm going to steal his wand

    Is he the devil?
    A wizard?
    Think he knows Harry Potter
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    Thank you everyone
    My kids are heartbroken
    I think I'm gonna distract them by taking them for ice cream

  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    Thank you everyone
    My kids are heartbroken
    I think I'm gonna distract them by taking them for ice cream

    1. Ice cream is a good bandaid.
    2. Good luck, mama.
    3. I hope it's yummy!
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    Thank you everyone
    My kids are heartbroken
    I think I'm gonna distract them by taking them for ice cream
    1)I'm sorry, I know explaining it to the kids had to be awful.
    2) Seeing kids cry makes me cry.
    3) *hugs*
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    @lstrat115 apparently his powers do work
    Maybe we can get him to suggest our likes
    I no wave to change how I say your name in my head

    I knew it!!!
    Pure sorcery
    I'm going to steal his wand

    Is he the devil?
    A wizard?
    Think he knows Harry Potter

    Maybe he will grant me three wishes?
    Do I have to dye my hair red though?
    I could do the black dress and stilettos if I have to

    Perhaps a choker instead of the hair
    Wait don't genies grant wishes
    Or fairy God mothers
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    @lstrat115 apparently his powers do work
    Maybe we can get him to suggest our likes
    I no wave to change how I say your name in my head

    I knew it!!!
    Pure sorcery
    I'm going to steal his wand

    Is he the devil?
    A wizard?
    Think he knows Harry Potter

    Maybe he will grant me three wishes?
    Do I have to dye my hair red though?
    I could do the black dress and stilettos if I have to

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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    edited March 2017
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    1. I learned of a funny rumor about me this morning.
    2. I let it bother me for a little while.
    3. Then I said "F it" and decided to let those small minded people have fun.
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
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    I got a 14 year old basset
    Poor old guy looks at me some days like he's asking to head to the farm
    other days he just growls at people for no reason
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    1. I learned of a funny rumor about me this morning.
    2. I let it bother me for a little while.
    3. Then I said "F it" and decided to let those small minded people have fun.

    Real life rumor or MFP rumor?
    Apparently I'm screwing an MFPer in England.
    Trans-continental peen.

    1. MFP rumor was weeks ago, this is a real life rumor.
    2. That's an impressive peen.
    3. Let them have their fun. :)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I like dark hair
    Stilettos
    and little black dresses.


    ...also

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    1) I don't own stilettos.
    2) I prefer wedges
    3)Will this work @Timshel_ ?

    You're pretty no matter what, but beautiful dress!
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    HelloNewman01 wrote: »
    1. Gotta pee
    2. Gotta head home
    3. Do I pee before I head home?

    1. Are the bathrooms clean where you are?
    2. How long is the drive home?
    3. Could you handle cleaning up the seat in your car?
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Dark hair ✔️ Stilettos ✔️ Black coat ✔️

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    And excellent boobz ✔
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Dark hair ✔️ Stilettos ✔️ Black coat ✔️

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    And excellent boobz ✔

    I concur :D
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    1. @Timshel_ gets allllll the girls.
    2. I don't own any stilettos.
    3. I don't get to join the club. :(
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    Your both very attractive ladies

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