Tell me three things.

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  • Carbkiller1970
    Carbkiller1970 Posts: 3,289 Member
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    Haven't. Worked out in 3 days
    Haven't packed for my trip
    Haven't had my coffee yet
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    I gave up coffee a few weeks ago
    I decided that was dumb and I'm just making myself one now
    I have to take my mom to a dr's appointment today, I"m hoping to drop her there and go do errands
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    1. "Please don't sit on the cat."
    2. "No sweetie, cheerios aren't for kitties."
    3. "Did you just try to bite the cat's tail?"

    Things I've said to my kid in the last hour.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    1. "Please don't sit on the cat."
    2. "No sweetie, cheerios aren't for kitties."
    3. "Did you just try to bite the cat's tail?"

    Things I've said to my kid in the last hour.

    1) My cat, Rambo, is pissed at me.
    2) I stepped on his tail and accidently hit him with the kettle bell while I was working out.
    3) Luckily, he forgives easily.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    1. "Please don't sit on the cat."
    2. "No sweetie, cheerios aren't for kitties."
    3. "Did you just try to bite the cat's tail?"

    Things I've said to my kid in the last hour.

    1) My cat, Rambo, is pissed at me.
    2) I stepped on his tail and accidently hit him with the kettle bell while I was working out.
    3) Luckily, he forgives easily.

    1. Brownie has mostly forgiven me for giving birth.
    2. Pixie has not and hides under the bed unless she's hungry or the kiddo is asleep.
    3. Kiki is generally indifferent to the whole situation.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    1. I just got asked if I was pregnant by a client at work.
    2. I told her it was a food baby.
    3. Then she lectured me on how to live a healthier lifestyle. :|

    1. Your client is dumb.
    2. "I was gonna ask you the same thing!"
    3. Some people need to learn how to mind their own business.
  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
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    Two of my clients failed to show up for court despite my numerous reminders
    Warrants were issued for their arrest
    I will get bombarded with phone calls from the jail in the very near future
  • that_coolnerd
    that_coolnerd Posts: 31 Member
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    1. I have 7 tattoos and I love them all.
    2. I'm struggling with eating less sugar; it's hard working next to a convenience store.
    3. I'm tired of being single.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    1. I took a nap.
    2. Now I'm groggy.
    3. Time for a light workout so I don't hurt my ankle any more.
  • kq1981
    kq1981 Posts: 1,098 Member
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    1. I have football training tonight
    2. Then I have a netball game
    3. Then I will be buggered
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    Still waiting for this blizzard
    I was running around all day for my mom
    I am going to lounge on the couch now
  • Staceygram
    Staceygram Posts: 147 Member
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    synchkat wrote: »
    Still waiting for this blizzard
    I was running around all day for my mom
    I am going to lounge on the couch now

    We apparently have your blizzard
    I've shoveled 3 times since 2 pm
    I deserve pizza

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