The Purina Dog food diet - a must reaad.

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xLexa
xLexa Posts: 482 Member
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So I'm at Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it. Now copy and share make someone else laugh






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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    This has been posted many times, but I'm sure people will still get a laugh out of it.
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
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    Was the first time I saw it and did have a good chuckle so thought I would share it :bigsmile:
  • gonnamakeanewaccount
    gonnamakeanewaccount Posts: 642 Member
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    This has been posted many times, but I'm sure people will still get a laugh out of it.

    This.
  • kathleennf
    kathleennf Posts: 606 Member
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    Thanks for posting. I, for one, had not seen it before. :)
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member
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    does it work with cat food?
  • MyaPapaya75
    MyaPapaya75 Posts: 3,143 Member
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    Ty hilarious I hadn't seen it before
  • tizzypic
    tizzypic Posts: 27 Member
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    I haven't seen this either. Thanks for the laugh!
  • LavenderBouquet
    LavenderBouquet Posts: 736 Member
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    :laugh: Awesome.
  • knightdwk6
    knightdwk6 Posts: 2
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    FUNNY!!! THANK YOU!

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  • dakitten2
    dakitten2 Posts: 888 Member
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    Yes it is funny. But if someone asked me if I had a cat (I buy cat food), I'd have to honestly admit that no I do not. However, one of my sisters takes care of a feral cat colony. She has them fixed, have supplied them with shelter, and feeds and waters them daily. She pays for everything out of her pocket. So I buy a huge bag of cat food each week to help out with the colony.
  • Ladina1990
    Ladina1990 Posts: 137 Member
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    i seen it before but it still made me laugh THANK YOU!
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
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    lol so glad I wasn't the only one who hadn't seen this before :tongue: :drinker:
  • cebiginalaska
    cebiginalaska Posts: 280 Member
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    LMAO that is awesome.

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  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
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    Yes it is funny. But if someone asked me if I had a cat (I buy cat food), I'd have to honestly admit that no I do not. However, one of my sisters takes care of a feral cat colony. She has them fixed, have supplied them with shelter, and feeds and waters them daily. She pays for everything out of her pocket. So I buy a huge bag of cat food each week to help out with the colony.

    I also fed feral cats outside my house for 3 years, now I'm in an apartment. I felt I had to feed them, my daughter's cat's babies daddy was out there!

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