Finish the sentence....,

Carbkiller1970

If I had a million dollars every time....

Carbkiller1970

If I had a million dollars everytime I broke my diet

synchkat

....I stubbed my toe

km8907

...I bit my tongue when someone spells lose as loose.

GreenGoddess22

.....I cussed

Carbkiller1970

Everytime I rolled my eyes

finny11122

I did a dance

shirleyatsegment

...my OCD prevented me from throwing something out!

Just_J_Now

Someone told me I look like Rosie Perez

cee134

.

Gimsteinn

I felt like giving up

NewlifeinNW

J_Surita3 wrote: »

Someone told me I look like Rosie Perez

Has anyone ever told you.....White men cant jump?

UltimateTrashBae

found my will to live. Get it? Because I don't HAVE a million dollars! HA. HA HA.

RoxieDawn

I have posted in MFP

Franny1949

If I had a hammer.....

mrarmaan

i will be in danger then

Momtafo

....my daughter's couldnt remember where they took their shoes off....

Jimb376mfp

I farted.