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Flat as a pancake

Camposmith
Camposmith Posts: 32 Member
edited November 2024 in Introduce Yourself
Someone give me a laugh please!
Been so good just pigged out not w feel sick and annoyed at myself grrrrrr

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  • jagodfrey08
    jagodfrey08 Posts: 425 Member
    That's been me this week. Super stressed about life in general. So, I ate some stuff that I normally wouldn't. My belly swelled up so much that I looked pregnant...and I felt even worse.

    It's going to be okay. Binge watch "How I Met Your Mother" on Netflix. It makes me laugh every time....especially after the "Slap Bet" starts. :)
  • Camposmith
    Camposmith Posts: 32 Member
    That made me laugh especially the bottom one cheers for that
  • Stella3838
    Stella3838 Posts: 439 Member
    I know only one joke, so here goes.

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his pants. He walks up to the bar to order a drink and the bartender takes a look at him and says "Holy cow! That's incredible! But, doesn't that bother you having a steering wheel down the front of your pants?" The pirate replies "Yaaaarrrrrr it's driving me nuts!!"

    Thank you. I'm here all week. Please tip your waitress.
  • Camposmith
    Camposmith Posts: 32 Member
    Some days you feel flat with the constant effort of it all to shift weight! Wish I'd never over eaten in the first bloody place dam my cravings lol
  • L1zardQueen
    L1zardQueen Posts: 8,753 Member
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  • Camposmith
    Camposmith Posts: 32 Member
    That dog looks like he's in ecstasy lol
  • L1zardQueen
    L1zardQueen Posts: 8,753 Member
    He looks pretty damn happy! For sure!
  • Camposmith
    Camposmith Posts: 32 Member
    It's snowing here! lol someone skidding in an Audi TT
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