Plateau Blues (additional verses from you?)

HeidiCooksSupper

Plateau Blues

Every day I log in. I'm feeling like sin.
A cheesecake sings it siren song to me.
I'm built like a cow. I won't eat it now.
A skinny person's what I want to be.

Don't you know? I'm on a plateau
And I'm singin' the plateau blues.
I feel like a whale. I get on the scale
And I'm singin' those plateau blues.

I know the GI. I just want that pie.
But hold back on the whipped cream if you will.
I can't lose the weight. I'm filled with self hate.
You'd think you could just cure this with a pill.

Don't you know? I'm on a plateau
And I'm singin' the plateau blues.
I feel like a whale. I get on the scale
And I'm singin' those plateau blues.

You'd think I'd be wise and go exercise.
This stiffness in my back won't go away.
So I'll sit in this chair and fuss with my hair.
I'll live my life the sedentary way.

Don't you know? I'm on a plateau
And I'm singin' the plateau blues.
I feel like a whale. I get on the scale
And I'm singin' those plateau blues.

Boo hoo, yes, I'm singin' those plateau blues.

april1445

LMAO! Printing that one off!!!

Sierra_christine89

I feel like this needs to have some kind of jail sail back ground, with a harmonica playing! Lmao! This is great!

TheEffort

Awesome.

plantgrrl

This doesn't fit your stanza verse, but it worked fairly well, so:

I start to feel "tight," I've earned pizza tonight!
I'm riddled with hate; I self-flagellate.

I look at my thighs; they can't empathize.
Just want that pizza again.
I look at the phone; the cheese makes me moan.
So I type that number back in.

plantgrrl

Wanna get "buck wild?!"
Have some Ben & Jerry's, child!
The freezer has none,
So I grab the keys and I "run"
to the the car--just for fun
"I'll get fro-yo," I say,
but I can't stay away--
yes I'm singing the plateau blues!

plantgrrl

A new, "Blizzard of the month?"
"Well, I'll just try it onths"
I lisp as I drool on the spoon,
I've had a "bad day"
Pray the pounds stay away,
yes, I'm singing the plateau blues.

HeidiCooksSupper

I salivate when I see my friend Ben.
The freezer's call is from my good friend Jerry.
It's Chunky Monkey or Chubby Hubby.
I think I'm gonna puke from so much dairy.

Oh, no! My brain is on an infinite loop of this rhythm. HELP!!!

plantgrrl

At the fridge,
Time for lunch,
I look around--"Hey it's brunch!"
Hashbrowns with ketchup,
fried eggs and sausage,
I do the cal calculations
and suddenly I'm nauseous.

Later,
can't decide what to eat,
just a small little treat...
greek yogurt's for the thin,
so I eat the whole bin.
Oh yes, singing the plateau blues.

*I'm on a roll here! Hope other's join in.

plantgrrl

I know! I can't stop. HELP!