Your laziest moment(s)?
So what is your laziest moment, or if you are like me what is the first one to come to mind from the long list of lazy moments.
Try and beat the previous post.
The laziest moment that comes to mind, is on several occasion as a kid my parents would ask me to take the clothes of the line when they are dry. So I would wet them with a hose so when they ask why I didn't take them off the line I could say they were still wet. Cause lying is bad, you know.
Try and beat the previous post.
The laziest moment that comes to mind, is on several occasion as a kid my parents would ask me to take the clothes of the line when they are dry. So I would wet them with a hose so when they ask why I didn't take them off the line I could say they were still wet. Cause lying is bad, you know.
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happilymegan wrote: »I remember being a kid and wiping messes I made on the floor with my sock. That's really embarrassing now.
how big a mess, like a few drops of milk? Or like an entire bowl of soup?0 -
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When I was a teen the family cat barfed on my weights and instead of cleaning it up I just stopped working out.
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I hit a pitching wedge about 190 one time during a cart path only day where I thought I was closer than I ended up.
I had 2 wedges with me thinking I was about 125 out. Didn't feel like walking back to my cart to get my 6.
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I taught all our cats to ask to go out so I didn't have to clean out a litter tray. It satisfied both my lazy bone and my stingy bone. Except for a tuxedo named Silhouette. She used the toilet. Taught my dog to walk the kids to the bus stop in the early AM hours and then to go get them again in the afternoon. Taught my kids to read by 3 and 4 and how to google so I didn't have to answer their million questions of WHY WHY WHY.. sheesh.. I'm seeing a nasty pattern here.1
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Let water bottles pile up in my car because I am too lazy to take them inside with me to throw them out.0
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Kepplekakes wrote: »I taught all our cats to ask to go out so I didn't have to clean out a litter tray. It satisfied both my lazy bone and my stingy bone. Except for a tuxedo named Silhouette. She used the toilet. Taught my dog to walk the kids to the bus stop in the early AM hours and then to go get them again in the afternoon. Taught my kids to read by 3 and 4 and how to google so I didn't have to answer their million questions of WHY WHY WHY.. sheesh.. I'm seeing a nasty pattern here.
I resent the amount of effort this person has put into being lazy.
Lol.. but it's the ultimate lazy! Teach them now with some effort and never have to work again! I homeschool my kids now. And by homeschool I mean I don't do crap. They are so indoctrinated into having to research for themselves that I just tell them what I want them to learn and they go look it up! Like Calculus.. who has time for that s**t. Make them go do it and keep me out of it!2 -
Most of my lazy days start with a lot of rain and my husband pouring me a mimosa and asking if I want to play computer games since it's raining too hard to work outside. That combination pretty much guarantees a very sedentary day for me.1
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Kepplekakes wrote: »I taught all our cats to ask to go out so I didn't have to clean out a litter tray. It satisfied both my lazy bone and my stingy bone. Except for a tuxedo named Silhouette. She used the toilet. Taught my dog to walk the kids to the bus stop in the early AM hours and then to go get them again in the afternoon. Taught my kids to read by 3 and 4 and how to google so I didn't have to answer their million questions of WHY WHY WHY.. sheesh.. I'm seeing a nasty pattern here.
I resent the amount of effort this person has put into being lazy.
Lol.. but it's the ultimate lazy! Teach them now with some effort and never have to work again! I homeschool my kids now. And by homeschool I mean I don't do crap. They are so indoctrinated into having to research for themselves that I just tell them what I want them to learn and they go look it up! Like Calculus.. who has time for that s**t. Make them go do it and keep me out of it!
Please tell me this is a joke...
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Some real lazy examples here.0
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Spent about a hour trying to download a book online because I didn't want to get up and get it from my backpack.3
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I love that my kids are big enough to fetch things for me - like get me a soda from the garage, get me the remote, fill up my water glass... it'll be even better when they can drive and start running errands for me!1
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My dd somehow got toothpaste on the bathroom ceiling once. It was red and the ceiling was white so it was noticeable. I looked at that big dried glob of toothpaste for over a year.
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When I was a little kid we lived in a place without immediate access to a grocery store, so our shopping trips were always major. I would come home and say I had to use the bathroom and then stay in there until everyone was done bringing in the groceries. I also once tied a string to my light switch so I could turn off the light from my bed.3
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distinctlybeautiful wrote: »When I was a little kid we lived in a place without immediate access to a grocery store, so our shopping trips were always major. I would come home and say I had to use the bathroom and then stay in there until everyone was done bringing in the groceries. I also once tied a string to my light switch so I could turn off the light from my bed.
LOL! You were a smart kid! I used to carry everything at once to avoid second trips. Like three bags on each arm a couple on my neck and two in each hand.
I once carried a luggage box out and filled it with the groceries. The struggle was real.
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in the Marine Corps in the middle east, it would get very cold in the winter at night. We were constantly drinking water so we always had to wake up in the middle of the night to pee. So we usually kept water bottles to pee in besides our sleeping bags at night instead of getting up to go to the designated area.0
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distinctlybeautiful wrote: »When I was a little kid we lived in a place without immediate access to a grocery store, so our shopping trips were always major. I would come home and say I had to use the bathroom and then stay in there until everyone was done bringing in the groceries. I also once tied a string to my light switch so I could turn off the light from my bed.
LOL! You were a smart kid! I used to carry everything at once to avoid second trips. Like three bags on each arm a couple on my neck and two in each hand.
I still do this! When I first joined this site I remember a poster telling me I should lift weights so I could carry groceries. I was like whhhaaattt??0 -
Need2Exerc1se wrote: »distinctlybeautiful wrote: »When I was a little kid we lived in a place without immediate access to a grocery store, so our shopping trips were always major. I would come home and say I had to use the bathroom and then stay in there until everyone was done bringing in the groceries. I also once tied a string to my light switch so I could turn off the light from my bed.
LOL! You were a smart kid! I used to carry everything at once to avoid second trips. Like three bags on each arm a couple on my neck and two in each hand.
I still do this! When I first joined this site I remember a poster telling me I should lift weights so I could carry groceries. I was like whhhaaattt??
I use those reusable grocery bags. You can fit more in them so you are actually carrying less bags.0 -
Sunday 6:00 AM, alarm goes off for my 7:15 water aerobics class. I have to think do I turn off alarm and go to 4:30 PM class.
Now that football season is over I have one less reason to get up.0 -
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Need2Exerc1se wrote: »distinctlybeautiful wrote: »When I was a little kid we lived in a place without immediate access to a grocery store, so our shopping trips were always major. I would come home and say I had to use the bathroom and then stay in there until everyone was done bringing in the groceries. I also once tied a string to my light switch so I could turn off the light from my bed.
LOL! You were a smart kid! I used to carry everything at once to avoid second trips. Like three bags on each arm a couple on my neck and two in each hand.
I still do this! When I first joined this site I remember a poster telling me I should lift weights so I could carry groceries. I was like whhhaaattt??
I use those reusable grocery bags. You can fit more in them so you are actually carrying less bags.
So do I. Less bags, but each bag is heavier.0 -
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I didn't want to put clothes in the dryer then have to fold them so I just put the washer on extra rinse...a couple of times in a row.0
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I can be very lazy. Like...I was going to answer but2
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distinctlybeautiful wrote: »When I was a little kid we lived in a place without immediate access to a grocery store, so our shopping trips were always major. I would come home and say I had to use the bathroom and then stay in there until everyone was done bringing in the groceries. I also once tied a string to my light switch so I could turn off the light from my bed.
My little sister used to hide in the bathroom right after dinner so she could get out of cleaning up the kitchen - she always claimed she HAD to go poop. She got away with so much being the youngest! Cleaning up the kitchen after dinner was no joke either! Family of 7, and my mom is/was the messiest cook ever.0
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