Jiffy Peanut Butter Does NOT exist.

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Perhaps if you posted many selfies with cakes...

    Post selfies of you eating cakes.

    I'd really need to examine my motives for posting them first.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Perhaps if you posted many selfies with cakes...

    Post selfies of you eating cakes.

    I'd really need to examine my motives for posting them first.

    Duh, you are eating cake.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    One last try.

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    Time to post selfies with this.. use your imagination.
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  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
    Damn, I was all excited about making this, but I think the only way it will live up to the expectations of this thread is if I pour the ganache over the top in an act of performance art.

    Picture this: a tiny table in the center of the room. A naked cake resting on the table, waiting to be drenched in chocolate. A barrel of ganache. All the bridesmaids on the floor in their fancy dresses around the table, mouths open, waiting. Then ganache is poured. It spreads across the top of the cake, runs down the sides, runs onto the table, runs over the edges, runs onto the waiting ladies.

    Good non-wedding?

    Oh, here's my cake, if we're still doing this. Sorry it's not food-porn quality, but it does have Guinness in the cake and Jameson in the frosting.

    2rw7u5f1ie5v.jpg
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Damn, I was all excited about making this, but I think the only way it will live up to the expectations of this thread is if I pour the ganache over the top in an act of performance art.

    Picture this: a tiny table in the center of the room. A naked cake resting on the table, waiting to be drenched in chocolate. A barrel of ganache. All the bridesmaids on the floor in their fancy dresses around the table, mouths open, waiting. Then ganache is poured. It spreads across the top of the cake, runs down the sides, runs onto the table, runs over the edges, runs onto the waiting ladies.

    Good non-wedding?

    Oh, here's my cake, if we're still doing this. Sorry it's not food-porn quality, but it does have Guinness in the cake and Jameson in the frosting.

    2rw7u5f1ie5v.jpg

    I am all in for a non-wedding.. this is better cause I don't have to break your heart when I leave you for another cake.
  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Damn, I was all excited about making this, but I think the only way it will live up to the expectations of this thread is if I pour the ganache over the top in an act of performance art.

    Picture this: a tiny table in the center of the room. A naked cake resting on the table, waiting to be drenched in chocolate. A barrel of ganache. All the bridesmaids on the floor in their fancy dresses around the table, mouths open, waiting. Then ganache is poured. It spreads across the top of the cake, runs down the sides, runs onto the table, runs over the edges, runs onto the waiting ladies.

    Good non-wedding?

    Oh, here's my cake, if we're still doing this. Sorry it's not food-porn quality, but it does have Guinness in the cake and Jameson in the frosting.

    2rw7u5f1ie5v.jpg

    I am all in for a non-wedding.. this is better cause I don't have to break your heart when I leave you for another cake.

    Oh, I believe we're in a polyamorous relationship with all the cakes.

    (...I have no idea what's really happening in this thread anymore but having 15 or 20 different cake loves sounds like a good plan anyway.)
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Damn, I was all excited about making this, but I think the only way it will live up to the expectations of this thread is if I pour the ganache over the top in an act of performance art.

    Picture this: a tiny table in the center of the room. A naked cake resting on the table, waiting to be drenched in chocolate. A barrel of ganache. All the bridesmaids on the floor in their fancy dresses around the table, mouths open, waiting. Then ganache is poured. It spreads across the top of the cake, runs down the sides, runs onto the table, runs over the edges, runs onto the waiting ladies.

    Good non-wedding?

    Oh, here's my cake, if we're still doing this. Sorry it's not food-porn quality, but it does have Guinness in the cake and Jameson in the frosting.

    2rw7u5f1ie5v.jpg

    I am all in for a non-wedding.. this is better cause I don't have to break your heart when I leave you for another cake.

    Oh, I believe we're in a polyamorous relationship with all the cakes.

    (...I have no idea what's really happening in this thread anymore but having 15 or 20 different cake loves sounds like a good plan anyway.)

    #bemycakelove
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    In for cake love.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Anyone want to get MFP cake married? My cake marries your cake, and then we eat it.
  • Sunna_W
    Sunna_W Posts: 744 Member
    http://mandelaeffect.com/jif-or-jiffy-peanut-butter/ Everything you ever wanted to know about the Jif / Jiffy controversy.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Anyone want to get MFP cake married? My cake marries your cake, and then we eat it.

    Will there be peanut butter and/or booze? Important questions.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Anyone want to get MFP cake married? My cake marries your cake, and then we eat it.

    Will there be peanut butter and/or booze? Important questions.

    Depends on the cake.
  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
    My boozy cake is seeking a peanut butter cake for its happily ever after.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    My boozy cake is seeking a peanut butter cake for its happily ever after.

    I will find a peanut butter cake so we can live in boozy peanut buttery bliss until the cakes are gone.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    Damn, I was all excited about making this, but I think the only way it will live up to the expectations of this thread is if I pour the ganache over the top in an act of performance art.

    Picture this: a tiny table in the center of the room. A naked cake resting on the table, waiting to be drenched in chocolate. A barrel of ganache. All the bridesmaids on the floor in their fancy dresses around the table, mouths open, waiting. Then ganache is poured. It spreads across the top of the cake, runs down the sides, runs onto the table, runs over the edges, runs onto the waiting ladies.

    Good non-wedding?

    Oh, here's my cake, if we're still doing this. Sorry it's not food-porn quality, but it does have Guinness in the cake and Jameson in the frosting.

    2rw7u5f1ie5v.jpg

    Yeah now I wanna marry you....
  • oocdc2
    oocdc2 Posts: 1,361 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    One last try.

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    @cee134 , if this doesn't work, I think there's at least five women on this thread that would be all in...
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Jef is the best Jif gif

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Skippy house here, so Jiff doesn't exist here.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
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    If it's a bacon cake...I wanna invite!

    Hurry up and get married, so we can have some of this cake.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I'm thinking, maybe this:

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    Hurry up, and get married. Drool. :)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Anyone want to get MFP cake married? My cake marries your cake, and then we eat it.

    Is "cake" a code word?

    Hmmmm...I'd love to taste your cake.


    Yeah, it does work as a code word.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Are we back to talking about cake? Because I still want cake.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I don't think she wants to MFP marry me.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I don't think she wants to MFP marry me.

    I assumed the silence was a good sign....
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    I only buy Skiffy.