I love having FEMALE friends on MFP, but....

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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    I hate even sized boobs! They look so fake! I like the real ones better! But as a friend of mine said they're all real if you can touch them :p

    When I get my fake huge ones, I'm gonna remember this and make sure to get two different sized ones.

    Lmao yes please!
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)

    Believe it or not, this stuff actually happens.
    What do you specialize in? Maybe I have other ailments you can cure

    His gallery pics indicate he may be some kinda sex doctor. :flushed:
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)

    Believe it or not, this stuff actually happens.
    What do you specialize in? Maybe I have other ailments you can cure

    His gallery pics indicate he may be some kinda sex doctor. :flushed:

    I IMMEDIATELY went to look.

    I can explain....... those pics aren't of me!!.... well they kind'a are.... but I work in research ... so its okay... I think!
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)

    Believe it or not, this stuff actually happens.
    What do you specialize in? Maybe I have other ailments you can cure

    His gallery pics indicate he may be some kinda sex doctor. :flushed:

    I IMMEDIATELY went to look.

    I can explain....... those pics aren't of me!!.... well they kind'a are.... but I work in research ... so its okay... I think!

    So do you ever use interns? I ask before I looked at your pictures
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    depends what you explicitly mean by "use"
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)

    Believe it or not, this stuff actually happens.
    What do you specialize in? Maybe I have other ailments you can cure

    His gallery pics indicate he may be some kinda sex doctor. :flushed:

    I IMMEDIATELY went to look.

    I can explain....... those pics aren't of me!!.... well they kind'a are.... but I work in research ... so its okay... I think!

    So do you ever use interns? I ask before I looked at your pictures

    You're gonna look, aren't you?
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    depends what you explicitly mean by "use"

    *Backs away slowly*
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    as I said.... for research purposes only..... ahem ahem
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)

    Believe it or not, this stuff actually happens.
    What do you specialize in? Maybe I have other ailments you can cure

    His gallery pics indicate he may be some kinda sex doctor. :flushed:

    I'm scared. Should I look?

    I mean, it's not the most impressive thing I've seen on mfp.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    hahaha.... you cut me deep....lol ... its true... I'm more about the emotional than the physical.... as you can see,,,,
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    But I have this lump on my breast that I'd really like a second opinion on.

    Do you know any doctors you could text it to?

    I am actually a doctor.... I don't specialise in bewbs... but am prepared to give you my professional opinion... Just pop your top off and send me a pic..... (Hehehehe)

    Believe it or not, this stuff actually happens.
    What do you specialize in? Maybe I have other ailments you can cure

    His gallery pics indicate he may be some kinda sex doctor. :flushed:

    I'm scared. Should I look?

    I mean, it's not the most impressive thing I've seen on mfp.

    D picks?
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen.....
    For science. That works here right?
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    I've got insecurities, issues! i thought a friend's option would be helping me set the records right. did you have to make it public? :'(:(
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    Lulu you still haven't replied to my last nude.. I had the nipples covered and all :(
  • Wicklatpr
    Wicklatpr Posts: 10 Member
    Hahahahahaha, this thread is as funny as hell.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    off to make a female account...
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    off to make a female account...

    Me too
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Lulu you still haven't replied to my last nude.. I had the nipples covered and all :(

    I have so many to go thru! The left is bigger than the right, slightly, but an authority on boobz has told me that having them be a little bit different in size is preferable because it "makes em real".

    So I don't need a boob job.. peewh... .
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Lulu you still haven't replied to my last nude.. I had the nipples covered and all :(

    I have so many to go thru! The left is bigger than the right, slightly, but an authority on boobz has told me that having them be a little bit different in size is preferable because it "makes em real".

    So I don't need a boob job.. peewh... .

    I can vouch for this boob authority guy
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    Gimsteinn wrote: »
    Lulu you still haven't replied to my last nude.. I had the nipples covered and all :(

    I have so many to go thru! The left is bigger than the right, slightly, but an authority on boobz has told me that having them be a little bit different in size is preferable because it "makes em real".

    So I don't need a boob job.. peewh... .

    I can vouch for this boob authority guy

    He knows his *kitten*