Favorite quotes

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  • dennisTee
    dennisTee Posts: 20 Member
    "You don't win friends with salad" -- Homer Simpson
  • jvcjim
    jvcjim Posts: 812 Member
    Dare and the world always yields; or if it beats you sometimes, dare it again and it will succumb.
    --William Makepeace Thackeray
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    “No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes. ”
    ― Gene Hill
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  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    "Rectum ?!? Damn near killed 'em!"

    ~ unknown
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
    Paraphrase - A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, drink deep of that perennial spring or not at all. For a little makes a man drunk, but more sobers him up again - Alexander Pope
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  • lifting_momlife
    lifting_momlife Posts: 26 Member
    "i wish a muthafckah would"

    just kidding.

    "change isn't sweet and bright. it's a dark and murky, painful pushing. an unraveling of the untruths you've carried in your body. a practice in facing your own created demons. a complete uprooting before becoming."
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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  • lifting_momlife
    lifting_momlife Posts: 26 Member
    _notorious_ wrote: »
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    “She was desperate and she was choosey at the same time and, in a way, beautiful, but she didn't have quite enough going for her to become what she imagined herself to be.”

    - Charles Bukowski

    He's brilliant 1000% of the time. <3

    theeese <3
  • Wolfger
    Wolfger Posts: 350 Member
    Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. -- John Lennon

    I tend to put my foot in my mouth. I'm not good at being diplomatic. I tend to piss people off. That's what happens when you're honest. -- Pink
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    @_har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    “She was desperate and she was choosey at the same time and, in a way, beautiful, but she didn't have quite enough going for her to become what she imagined herself to be.”

    - Charles Bukowski

    I love this.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    "The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has it's limits." - Einstein

    "What we tolerate, we receive in abundance." - don't remember

    "Adversity borrows it's sharpest sting from our impatience." - Horne

    "Be kind, be polite, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet." - Mattis

    "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment." - Warhammer 40k

    "A lion does not concern itself with the opinions of sheep." - Tywin Lannister

    "We are what we repeatedly do - excellence then is not an act but a habit." - Aristotle
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  • kmk1447
    kmk1447 Posts: 95 Member
    Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    "Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live"

    - Jim Rohn, Entrepreneur, Author, Motivational Speaker
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    "I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not."- Kurt Cobain
  • ana_varn
    ana_varn Posts: 98 Member
    Long one:

    If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery--isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is. ~Charles Bukowski

    Short one:

    It's never too late to be what you might have been. ~George Eliot

    Both of these apply to all areas, not just fitness or weight loss and that's why I like them :)
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    I love hundreds of Bible quotes, so it's kinda sad that the ones I remember frequently are from the movie "Roadhouse":
    Quote 1 - "Be nice, be nice, until it's time not to be nice."
    Quote 2 - "Nobody ever WINS a fight."
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    "I don't get pissed off, I get pissed on"

    Kimmy from "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"...makes laugh every time every time I think of it!!
  • Jboogieonthefloor
    Jboogieonthefloor Posts: 146 Member
    I might be breaking the rules a bit because this is a parable rather than a quote, but I like it.

    One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all. One is evil – he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.” He continued, “The other is good – he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.
    The same fight is going on inside you – and inside every other person, too." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: “Which wolf will win?”
    The old Cherokee simply replied,“The one you feed.”
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    I've posted this recently somewhere else around. I choose to believe it speaks on perseverance.

    „It's about why we don't explode, why we don't just wake up one day and go sobbing and crying down the street, kicking everything to pieces out of the raw, infuriating, completely personal sense of our lives never having been what they could have been.” - M.J. Harrison for The Guardian, about a book very dear to me (Never Let Me Go, Kazuo Ishiguro).
  • Jruzer
    Jruzer Posts: 3,501 Member
    "It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own self-interest. We address ourselves not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities, but of their advantages."

    Adam Smith
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    Most everyone's mad here. - The Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland

    I give myself some very good advice, but I very seldom follow it. - Alice in Wonderland

    If you can't say nothin nice, don't say nothin at all. - Thumper, Bambi. I had a middle school teacher who used to threaten to make us watch Bambi when we were all being dramatic mean girls/ typical middle schoolers

    I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. - The sharks on Finding Nemo

    When in doubt, quote Disney - Me, I made that up

    Don't eat yellow snow. - Not sure if I made that up myself or heard it somewhere, but it's good advice either way.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    To be a early is to be on time. To be on time is to be late. To be late is to be left. - My high school band director.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    These are in my office. 😀
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