hallo!?

tishglorioso

looking for people who wants a tough "trainer" i m extmeley blunt and i dont sugar coat anything so if u need someone to help you out with your diet friend me

PepperWorm

What are your certifications and qualifications? Your philosophy? Your approach to weight loss?

NovemberJune

Hi! I'm hoping you know you're going to get a lot of negatives on this unless you have some evidence of some knowledge in fitness or diet :flowerforyou: Just a heads up in case

tishglorioso

hint the quotations around the trainer part -__- im not claiming to be an actual one use your contet clues next time im just here for help since all i see on here is "its so hard loosing weight i love eatting butter" im here to say stop your damn complaining and maybe insted of eating buttered popcorn try regular popcorn with parmesian cheese and herbs

tishglorioso

thanks for the heads up

NovemberJune

I do love popcorn

tishglorioso

see thats what im talking bout i lurv popcorn to but i like having a space between my thighs a lot more also i like running and having only my size triple d breasts jiggling verses my entire body plus theres so much yummier stuff to put on popcorn then butter

RobTheGourmet

like grated cinnamon, nutmeg and even cardamom or add little grated fresh ginger!

PepperWorm

Yeah, I think I'll pass.

tishglorioso

like grated cinnamon, nutmeg and even cardamom or add little grated fresh ginger!

yes exactly or making like a trail mix out of it put some raisins in it add cinnamon maybe put in some unsweetend chocolate chips or dark chocolate chips and bam its incrediblely yummy

PepperWorm

Yeah, I think I'll pass.

and thats y its gonna take u forever to loose weight

LOL.

Oh, yeah, this is EXACTLY how you garner friends on MFP.

RobTheGourmet

missing out if you have not at least tried those!
real grated cinnamon is mild and complex full of antioxidants and cardamom adds a taste of India even using spice mixtures like

Garam Masala (white pepper, cinnamon, cumin seeds and cardamom can add a blend to it change its flavor a lot)

even just sprinkling crushed dried chilis over it is something I have done

Contrarian

If anyone needs help with their spelling and grammar, I'm happy to help!*


*Not really

SoDamnHungry

Yeah, I think I'll pass.

and thats y its gonna take u forever to loose weight

LOL.

Oh, yeah, this is EXACTLY how you garner friends on MFP.

I got all of my friends by acting superior and telling them they'd never lose weight. ...wait a second...

PikaKnight

hint the quotations around the trainer part -__- im not claiming to be an actual one use your contet clues next time im just here for help since all i see on here is "its so hard loosing weight i love eatting butter" im here to say stop your damn complaining and maybe insted of eating buttered popcorn try regular popcorn with parmesian cheese and herbs

There are a number of trainers and "coaches" on MFP, a few that also try to advertise services. So instead of assuming people are just dumb for taking you literally, remember this is a fitness site after all.

grimendale

Yeah, I think I'll pass.

and thats y its gonna take u forever to loose weight

Me and my 90 lbs on IIFYM are going to have to agree to disagree. Good luck though. Try not to get flamed too hard here.

PikaKnight

Yeah, I think I'll pass.

and thats y its gonna take u forever to loose weight

If we don't add certain people, we'll never get fit? sounds brosciencey to me.

CoderGal

.....
Why cheese instead of butter?

MyaPapaya75

she speaks German too! "hallo"

Dark_Roast

hint the quotations around the trainer part -__- im not claiming to be an actual one use your contet clues next time im just here for help since all i see on here is "its so hard loosing weight i love eatting butter" im here to say stop your damn complaining and maybe insted of eating buttered popcorn try regular popcorn with parmesian cheese and herbs

I can't get past the hideous spelling, appalling grammar and childlike tone of your post. There is NO WAY I could handle seeing your 'writing' on my wall. :noway:

Besides, I like buttered popcorn. :flowerforyou:

laserturkey

Definitely going to fit some buttered popcorn into my macros tomorrow.

delicious_cocktail

Must... Not... Be... Creepy... Old... Man...

CrankMeUp

Must... Not... Be... Creepy... Old... Man...

oh please?

taso42

seems legit...
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1051812-alli-diet-pills

delicious_cocktail

Must... Not... Be... Creepy... Old... Man...

oh please?

How brutal is your training? Do you punish people on your FL if they fail to please you? I want to also know about any rewards that are offered for good behavior. Chance we could meet? I hate people who sugar coat it. I want it hard and merciless and insulting and degrading! That's my weight loss inspiration.

Lol gross dude.

jofjltncb6

looking for people who wants a tough "trainer" i m extmeley blunt and i dont sugar coat anything so if u need someone to help you out with your diet friend me

I have a question:

What are your thoughts on the Alli diet pills?

MB_Positif

Ooooooh! Pick me! Pick me! I like to be treated like crap!

Laura_Ivy

I lurve me some real butterz and heavy cream. :}

MB_Positif

I lurve me some real butterz and heavy cream. :}

Me too. Slurp, slurp!

whierd

hi can u tell me how 2 lose weights please? thx u

Muldactus

I've got to ask..... has the OP ever heard of a little thing called punctuation?