Gym kittens

SalinitySally
SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
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Every time I go to the gym I encounter another kitten. Today: I'm 3/4 through my treadmill hour and a guy hops on a treadmill next to me and starts talking on his phone. LOUD.
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  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    Hahaha perfect
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    Today is brought to you by the women who came into an interesting movie in the gym's cardio cinema and talked over the dialog. For half an hour. #shhhhhh
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    She. Times two. And not close enough and I don't fart.
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    Not sure why people want to yap next to strangers during workouts.
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    Gag. Why on earth would someone bathe in Cologne before a workout?
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    I do if I drink carbonated beverages or eat junk. Otherwise, nope.
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    I know. I'm a princess.
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    Nope. No burps either. That would be gross. :p
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    utahjulia wrote: »
    Nope. No burps either. That would be gross. :p

    .... you wear Depends, don't you?
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    utahjulia wrote: »
    Nope. No burps either. That would be gross. :p

    .... you wear Depends, don't you?

    No, I'm not your girlfriend.
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    Are you married? Ask your spouse what happens the moment you fall asleep. My guess it's like a gatling gun.

    Wth do you eat??? Lord.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    utahjulia wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    utahjulia wrote: »
    Nope. No burps either. That would be gross. :p

    .... you wear Depends, don't you?

    No, I'm not your girlfriend.

    Ha!

    no girlfriend here..... d'oh!
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    B)
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    utahjulia wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Are you married? Ask your spouse what happens the moment you fall asleep. My guess it's like a gatling gun.

    Wth do you eat??? Lord.

    Brocoli, brussel sprouts, cawliflower, bran cereal, protein bars, eggs.
    Apples, plums, yada, yada, yada.
    Do you eat fruits and veggies at all?
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    I know the question wasn't for me. But what the heck are you eating that you never fart? @utahjulia
  • MsBuzzkillington
    MsBuzzkillington Posts: 171 Member
    HyeKarma wrote: »
    utahjulia wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Are you married? Ask your spouse what happens the moment you fall asleep. My guess it's like a gatling gun.

    Wth do you eat??? Lord.

    Brocoli, brussel sprouts, cawliflower, bran cereal, protein bars, eggs.
    Apples, plums, yada, yada, yada.
    Do you eat fruits and veggies at all?

    Goodness. Did you look up "what are the top 10 foods that make people fart" and decide to just eat those?
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited February 2017
    MsBuzzkillington wrote: »
    HyeKarma wrote: »
    utahjulia wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Are you married? Ask your spouse what happens the moment you fall asleep. My guess it's like a gatling gun.

    Wth do you eat??? Lord.

    Brocoli, brussel sprouts, cawliflower, bran cereal, protein bars, eggs.
    Apples, plums, yada, yada, yada.
    Do you eat fruits and veggies at all?

    Goodness. Did you look up "what are the top 10 foods that make people fart" and decide to just eat those?

    Cabbage & cucumbers :)
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    This complaint sounds like a real serious first world problem.. :#
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited February 2017
    :)
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    utahjulia wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Are you married? Ask your spouse what happens the moment you fall asleep. My guess it's like a gatling gun.

    Wth do you eat??? Lord.

    Fiber.
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    This complaint sounds like a real serious first world problem.. :#

    It IS! But I live in the first world!
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    HyeKarma wrote: »
    I know the question wasn't for me. But what the heck are you eating that you never fart? @utahjulia

    Dainty foods. And no wheat. That'll gas me up really fast.
  • SalinitySally
    SalinitySally Posts: 258 Member
    MsBuzzkillington wrote: »
    HyeKarma wrote: »
    utahjulia wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Are you married? Ask your spouse what happens the moment you fall asleep. My guess it's like a gatling gun.

    Wth do you eat??? Lord.

    Brocoli, brussel sprouts, cawliflower, bran cereal, protein bars, eggs.
    Apples, plums, yada, yada, yada.
    Do you eat fruits and veggies at all?

    Goodness. Did you look up "what are the top 10 foods that make people fart" and decide to just eat those?

    BOOM

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