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Frogman0430
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When my ol' Granny was ninety-one
She did PT just for fun.
When my ol' Granny was ninety-two
She could PT better than you.
When my ol' Granny was ninety-three
She could PT better than me.
When my ol' Granny was ninety-four
She did her PT on the floor.
When my ol' Granny was ninety-five
She ran PT to stay alive.
When my ol' Granny was ninety-six
She ran PT just for kicks.
PTing With Granny
When my ol' Granny was ninety-seven
PT killed her and she went to heaven.
She met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gate
Said, "Hey Saint Pete, I hope I'm not late."
Peter said, "Granny you're welcome in
But first drop down and gimmee ten!"
But Granny said, "Peter, you're full of it
'Cause I got me a light duty chit!"
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