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Corrupt a wish

A_MariposaDream
A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
edited November 2024 in Fun and Games
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  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    Granted but the cream is sour cream

    I wish I had a fuzzy sleepers
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Granted--but they are full of mud

    I wish I had a jolly rancher
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    Granted but its Pine Colada
  • Bluwaves1
    Bluwaves1 Posts: 191 Member
    Granted but it is has no alcohol

    I wish I did not have to work tomorrow....
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    Granted but it's in a jelly belly

    I wish I had a bigger bed
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    Granted but it's the last day of summer.

    I want a new pair of jeans
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    Granted but the came off a homeless guy

    I wish I had boat
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    Granted, but only the boat gets wet for as long as you own it.

    I wish it was noon again today
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Granted , but it is sunk on the bottom of the lake

    I wish I had a softer bed
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Granted -but you gotta sleep with me hhahhahhhahsh

    I wish I had a dog
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Granted, but it pees in the house!

    I wish I could sleep in as late as I wanted every day
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Granted but you cant fall back asleep for the next 20 hours

    I wish I had a partridge in a pear tree
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    Granted but your Christmases are forever ruined

    I wish I had a storm buddy
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Granted but the sun always shines

    I wish I had a cool umbrella
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    Granted but it doesn't open

    I wish I had new shoes
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Granted but they are both lefts

    I wish I could catch a falling star
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    Granted but it smashes on you

    I wish I had long johns right now
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Granted, but they are scratchy feeling

    I wish I could eat as many potato chips as I wanted with no ill consequence
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    Granted but they are just crispy full potatoes

    I wish the thought in my mind at this exact moment would come to fruition
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Granted, but when it does its different then you imagined

    I wish I could do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Haha, great answer!!

    Granted, but on it you have to volunteer to clean hoarders houses all day

    I wish I could travel for a living
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted but you don't make it home in time for important events in the lives of your loved ones.
    I wish depression weren't real.
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    Granted> but you will never dream again!!!
    I wish i could fly and meet all my friends on here!!
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