idioms and lyrics you always thought said something else

Grimmerick

So I was reading a book this weekend and I saw a saying that for years I have been saying something close to it but not quite it, Luckily I say it so fast nobody has probably ever noticed.

It was Jury Rig, I have always said Jerry Rig haha never really gave it much thought but it makes much more sense now.

What are some sayings or song lyrics you have gotten wrong over the years?

gzus7freek

There's a Bathroom on the Right = Bad moon on the rise
Wrapped up like a douche = Revved up like a deuce

Grimmerick

All intents and purposes” NOT “All intensive purposes

sd_dilligaf

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy --> "scuse me whuile I kiss the sky. Hendrix in All Along the Watchtower

And Gerry Rig is correct too. In WWII the Allies knew the Germans (the "Gerrys") were running out of money and materials when they found Nazi vehicles and tanks and such cobbled together with bailing wire and vultured parts - Gerry rigged.

Grimmerick

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy --> "scuse me whuile I kiss the sky. Hendrix in All Along the Watchtower

And Gerry Rig is correct too. In WWII the Allies knew the Germans (the "Gerrys") were running out of money and materials when they found Nazi vehicles and tanks and such cobbled together with bailing wire and vultured parts - Gerry rigged.

Thank you for that, I always thought people were saying Gerry rig, thought I was crazy