The Man Cave! Things Men discuss when Women aren't around. Ladies enter at your own risk!

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  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    idk1970 wrote: »
    Men are easily manipulated

    not me! :D

    If you saw my *kitten* (no filters or photoshop needed thank you very much) you'd be manipulated.... >:)

    Wanta bet ;)

    Haha I am older and wiser. I see what you're doing. ;)

    Wanta bet ;);)
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
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    Best *kitten* movie scene ever!
  • Tallawah_
    Tallawah_ Posts: 2,475 Member
    idk1970 wrote: »
    idk1970 wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    idk1970 wrote: »
    Men are easily manipulated

    not me! :D

    If you saw my *kitten* (no filters or photoshop needed thank you very much) you'd be manipulated.... >:)

    :open_mouth:
    :blush:
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    idk1970 wrote: »
    Men are easily manipulated

    Very true.

    All it takes is to bend over in front of one while wearing a tight dress and they're all yours

    ok yeah maybe I can be manipulated in some ways lol

    Oh sweetie..... you have no idea ;)

    I see a hook up in the midst keep him distracted while I decorate the man cave

    I've got too many hangups to have a hookup

    Yeah ok can u grab the other end of that curtain?

    Huh???

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  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    how is it that wimmen think that we need to be downloaded on all the conversations that they have had during the day, and then help them understand what those people meant by that?
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I will never be able to look you guys the same again.

    ** runs out the door**
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    Kasner1975 wrote: »
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    idk1970 wrote: »
    Men are easily manipulated

    Very true.

    All it takes is to bend over in front of one while wearing a tight dress and they're all yours

    Boys... the word you're looking for is boys, not men.

    Again it largely depends who's bending over and how obvious she makes herself...

    And whether or not my wife's there lol :#
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    Any other guys think this is funny as hell...

    So my 5yr came home upset the other day after a bully (sheltered little brat) refused to let him play with a group of kids and yelled in his face...

    My advice was to tell the kid to shut his mouth and quit acting like cry baby and if this kids gets physical to hit him in the stomach then face and hard...

    So he comes home the next day and said that he told the kid to shut up and quit acting like a baby and the kid said fine and just stormed off to play with another group of kids...

    However, later that night he told my wife that things went further and he told the kid they needed to have a meeting with their friends and they discussed pretend weapons...

    He watched West Side Story over the weekend lol... I think it's freaking hilarious, of course mama is concerned...
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  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    idk1970 wrote: »
    Men are easily manipulated

    Very true.

    All it takes is to bend over in front of one while wearing a tight dress and they're all yours
    I love the back part of the thighs when the bending over happens.

    It's all about the :heart: shape :love:
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  • phlegmfatale1
    phlegmfatale1 Posts: 24 Member
    edited March 2017
    lol
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  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
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    @MeganAM89
    Who's that? Who's that Sexy Catwoman there hu?
    <3<3

    Halloween costume 2017??? :love:

    Haha, you should've just asked me for a much clearer version, but I very much appreciate it.

    If I were to dress like catwoman though I think I'd dress like Julie Newmar -- just without that weird eyebrow thing they did on her.

    I couldn't find a Julie Newmar with the mask... I looked (whispering* and remembered)

    Besides I like surprises
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  • Savage__AF
    Savage__AF Posts: 96 Member
    Kasner1975 wrote: »
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    idk1970 wrote: »
    Men are easily manipulated

    Very true.

    All it takes is to bend over in front of one while wearing a tight dress and they're all yours

    Boys... the word you're looking for is boys, not men.

    Boy, right here.... but, I can easily turn things back around on them.
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
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    I'm confused, on one hand this is hott but on the other... Wtf?
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    I don't like blondes like that. Drenched in hair dye. It looks porn-ish.

    The natural blonde has varying shades of blonde. That girl with the backside I posted this am - multi-chromatic shades of blond from the root to the tip - it might be natural - but then stylists these days are adept at creating the same... natural blondes are very less in number. 80% of the ones out there are dyed. Oink fact of the day.

    ONE WORD: ICELAND

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    Natural hair colour is a little difficult to tell nowadays. When the carpet doesn't match the drape, you're like double you tee eff. My ex-gf was the perfect example. She took me to her place in the upper west side and I paused for 5 seconds and asked an awkward question. Luckily she didn't kick me out because it was ice cold winter.

    Bro, once I'm down on the carpet, I ain't thinkin' about the color of the drapes, though I will say I prefer a small throw rug to wall-to-wall...
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    Where's the engines and grease? I want to see sports, engines and retro pinup posters.
  • missyj1115
    missyj1115 Posts: 1,220 Member
    Yup I was warned but had to at least peek :p
  • Tallawah_
    Tallawah_ Posts: 2,475 Member
    Oh...and did I mention Rosario?.... :tongue: :

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc8iaFoX26M
  • Tallawah_
    Tallawah_ Posts: 2,475 Member
    Differences between men and women!!! :lol::lol::lol:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dGhsRsHXP8
  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
    I don't like blondes like that. Drenched in hair dye. It looks porn-ish.

    The natural blonde has varying shades of blonde. That girl with the backside I posted this am - multi-chromatic shades of blond from the root to the tip - it might be natural - but then stylists these days are adept at creating the same... natural blondes are very less in number. 80% of the ones out there are dyed. Oink fact of the day.

    ONE WORD: ICELAND

    1jni52shy5ym.jpg
    Natural hair colour is a little difficult to tell nowadays. When the carpet doesn't match the drape, you're like double you tee eff. My ex-gf was the perfect example. She took me to her place in the upper west side and I paused for 5 seconds and asked an awkward question. Luckily she didn't kick me out because it was ice cold winter.

    Bro, once I'm down on the carpet, I ain't thinkin' about the color of the drapes, though I will say I prefer a small throw rug to wall-to-wall...

    ...or tile.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    @Tallawah_, Mr. Rock is right on the money...!! Thanks!
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