Irishman, Mexican, and a Blonde Guy....*JOKE*

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leavinglasvegas
leavinglasvegas Posts: 1,495
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An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.


The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'


(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'


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No Offense to the Blondes out there. Its all in good fun. Feel free to post some more!

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  • oxFaithxo
    oxFaithxo Posts: 160 Member
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    Loved it!
  • steph_armstrong
    steph_armstrong Posts: 67
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    I'm blonde and I LOVE it!!
  • Naokoheart
    Naokoheart Posts: 161
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  • knittygirl52
    knittygirl52 Posts: 432 Member
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    I just love your screen name! Don't we all wannabeacullen??????
  • leavinglasvegas
    leavinglasvegas Posts: 1,495
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    I just love your screen name! Don't we all wannabeacullen??????


    :laugh: No, I think some people would prefer to be a smelly dog.:wink:

    LOL
  • nsking83
    nsking83 Posts: 145
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    I just love your screen name! Don't we all wannabeacullen??????


    :laugh: No, I think some people would prefer to be a smelly dog.:wink:

    LOL

    Two laughs in one post! Love it! :wink: Team Edward 100% :drinker:

    But as for the original post - I'm blonde, and cracked up! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Elokyn
    Elokyn Posts: 448 Member
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    LMAO!! That's great!!

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