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Pick up lines?

anniehiver24
anniehiver24 Posts: 53 Member
edited November 2024 in Fun and Games
Thought this could either be useful or funny, but please keep it PG.

So I guess the game is, what would be the pick up line you would use to the poster above you?

(Guess this starts with me :P )

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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    1. "Let's count shoulders!"
    2. Count my own starting from the left to the right with one hand: "1,2..."
    3. Count yours, sliding my arm around your shoulders as I finish counting: 3, 4!"
  • anniehiver24
    anniehiver24 Posts: 53 Member
    That's cute <3

    "Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fiiiiine written all over you"
  • ZR200
    ZR200 Posts: 1,268 Member
    On a scale of 1-10, You are a nine, and I'm the one you need!
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    I'd go with the wisdom of Sean Connery:

    Me: "My magic watch says you aren't wearing any underwear."
    You: "Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear."
    Me: "Damn thing must be ten minutes fast..."
  • winnsome85
    winnsome85 Posts: 508 Member
    Do you have a name or can I just call you "mine"?
  • ZR200
    ZR200 Posts: 1,268 Member
    If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you are the s***
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    ZR200 wrote: »
    If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you are the s***

    hahahhaha not sure if that's a good one or not.

    present sleeve
    "Hey, feel this..."
    they feel it
    "Know what that is?"
    "What?"
    "That's boyfriend material."
  • ZR200
    ZR200 Posts: 1,268 Member
    subcounter wrote: »
    ZR200 wrote: »
    If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you are the s***

    hahahhaha not sure if that's a good one or not.

    present sleeve
    "Hey, feel this..."
    they feel it
    "Know what that is?"
    "What?"
    "That's boyfriend material."

    It's just funny as hell!!

  • ZR200
    ZR200 Posts: 1,268 Member
    Is your dad retarded?? Because you are special!! :D
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    subcounter wrote: »
    ZR200 wrote: »
    If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you are the s***

    hahahhaha not sure if that's a good one or not.

    present sleeve
    "Hey, feel this..."
    they feel it
    "Know what that is?"
    "What?"
    "That's boyfriend material."

    Is it followed by this :D

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    This works every time too:

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  • ZR200
    ZR200 Posts: 1,268 Member
    I'm sorry, were you talking to me? "No"
    Well please start
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    I do this

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    *goosebumps*

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  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    I heard pickup lines never work...so how about I buy you a drink and you tell me about your day...@Bridge_marie
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    edited April 2017
    Your pace or mine?
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    How about we drink mojitos and ignore our phones...
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  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
    Nice shoes wanna ***k?
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