Get your useless advice here!

bikerjoe83

Just a bit of fun, an escape from some of the more 'serious' threads with high competition to give the best advice!

Give me any problem and I'll give you my best useless advice.

Problem - Can't choose between egg or ham sandwich? Solution - neither, just eat the bread. Eggs make you fart and if you have the ham you'll feel guilty about leaving the eggs out.

Problem - should I wear red shoes with a white dress? Solution - wash the white dress with something red, then you'll have a pink dress, red shoes go better with pink.

Note - this is just harmless/useless fun because I get so bored and would otherwise eat cake, no advice should be taken seriously.

SpotLighttt

hahaha

yayabeaks

What should I do this evening, take a ride on the unicycle or go stick insect racing? Quite the conundrum!

LiftingRiot

If I don't use it, will I really lose it?

wardamnirish056

If I don't check myself, am I really going to wreck myself?

Just_J_Now

How many cream puffs should one eat at a party?

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

What 7-passenger vehicle should one buy?

cee134

How do I get an OP not to vanish after he/she starts a thread?

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yayabeaks wrote: »

What should I do this evening, take a ride on the unicycle or go stick insect racing? Quite the conundrum!

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LiftingRiot wrote: »

If I don't use it, will I really lose it?

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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »

I want to fly. Please advise.

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wardamnirish056 wrote: »

If I don't check myself, am I really going to wreck myself?

Rob_in_MI

Will I really go blind if I don't ease off a little bit??

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J_Surita3 wrote: »

How many cream puffs should one eat at a party?

Depends in they have free pizza too:

andrewq6100

how many selfies is to many selfies when in gym

LiftingRiot

Is a bird in the hand really worth two in the bush?

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Rob_in_MI wrote: »

Will I really go blind if I don't ease off a little bit??

Rob_in_MI

T.O. knows!