Kitten was way better than asparagus

RuNaRoUnDaFiEld

Asparagus doesn't have the same ring to it.

bpetrosky

But cat pee and asparagus pee both have a strong smell.... So maybe there's a theme.

RuNaRoUnDaFiEld

Maybe it's because we were all kicking kittens too much?

Not many people get upset about asparagus abuse

kommodevaran

No *kitten*?

lol

I just had to try

bpetrosky

The way many people cook asparagus is abuse and truely upsetting. Bacon wrapped roasted asparagus however.....

French_Peasant

Remember baby sloth? I suspect asparagus is a passing fancy.

Alatariel75

what the *kitten*?

mlinci

I suspect this *kitten* change is a *kitten* April Fool joke

Alatariel75

*asparagus* this *asparagus* *asparagus* *asparagus* joke

leanjogreen18

It was kinda funny because I quoted someone and it came out "fat *kitten*".

bpetrosky

There are possibilities here...

I don't give a *kale*.
Did you just *quinoa* on the dining table?
She's full of *tofu*.
He was being a total *ACV*.

French_Peasant

They should tailor it to the particular word. Like, what in the actual *fuji apple*?!

French_Peasant

mlinci wrote: »

I suspect this *asparagus* change is a *asparagus* April Fool joke

Last year they had all the cat based threads.

Tacklewasher

*kitten*
*kitten*
*kitten*
*kitten*
*kitten*

GottaBurnEmAll

Me no likey. *asparagus* this *asparagus*.

RAinWA

*kitten* was much more fun. I can't imagine too many really funny posts where *kitten* would made a better stand in

malibu927

Should have been *asparagus* ACV

dragon_girl26

Bull *asparagus*!

cerise_noir

*kitten* you, you *asparagus* muncher. How *kitten* dare you, *kitten* for brains?

Windrunner666

I liked the kitten version more.

xxbrimstonexx

I liked reading posts from big, buff dudes where *kitten* was every other sentence! Made them seem all gentle and sweet and crap like that...

snowflake954

Oh my gawd--another "improvement"!

Sara1791

But if they keep asparagus, a year from now everyone who remembers kitten can act clique-y and superior. I could be part of the IN crowd!

paperpudding

I was once on a forum where every word startin in f and ending in k was auto replaced with *****.
I mean every word not just THE word.

So a normal polite discussion about football found 'fullback' replaced with ***** or somebody writing 'Folk songs' got it changed to **** songs

Was very silly

Dnarules

Bring back *kitten*!! I thought this was a joke that one poster did yesterday. And it is all over the place today.

JeromeBarry1

I'm sure that in this litigious country the Fraternal Order of Asparagus Advocates will soon deliver a C&D letter to UA.

TonyB0588

Both "kitten" and "asparagus" are ridiculous. I read a lot on the internet, and participate in a few forums, and I know there are better ways to censor words which may not be appropriate for general audience.

nutmegoreo

I'm clearly not awake yet. I initially didn't open this thread because I thought you were saying that you had tried kitten and found it tasted better than asparagus. I really didn't want to read about the finer points of meal prepping kitten for supper.

Regardless of what the filth filter swap is, thank you for not consuming kittens. Full grown cats are a different matter. The've outlived their cuteness.

I shall take a nap before trying to forum any further.

zyxst

TonyB0588 wrote: »

Both "kitten" and "asparagus" are ridiculous. I read a lot on the internet, and participate in a few forums, and I know there are better ways to censor words which may not be appropriate for general audience.

It's only annoying to me because everyone is supposed to be an "adult" 18 y/o anyway. If they haven't heard the Big Seven by 18, they need to get off the internet.

nutmegoreo

zyxst wrote: »

TonyB0588 wrote: »

Both "kitten" and "asparagus" are ridiculous. I read a lot on the internet, and participate in a few forums, and I know there are better ways to censor words which may not be appropriate for general audience.

It's only annoying to me because everyone is supposed to be an "adult" 18 y/o anyway. If they haven't heard the Big Seven by 18, they need to get off the internet.

Only 7?

TonyB0588

zyxst wrote: »

TonyB0588 wrote: »

Both "kitten" and "asparagus" are ridiculous. I read a lot on the internet, and participate in a few forums, and I know there are better ways to censor words which may not be appropriate for general audience.

It's only annoying to me because everyone is supposed to be an "adult" 18 y/o anyway. If they haven't heard the Big Seven by 18, they need to get off the internet.

Thanks for your support (I think), but you lost me with "Big Seven". Never heard that reference before.