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honey_honey_12 · January 29

“I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.”

T. Jefferson

honey_honey_12 · January 30

sr2587 · February 1

There’s only been two people with you your entire life, every second of it! You, and your creator.

AdahPotatah2024 · February 1

But kids don't stay with you if you do it right. It's the one job where, the better you are, the more surely you won't be needed in the long run.

Barbara Kingsolver

itchmyTwitch · February 2

honey_honey_12 · February 3

itchmyTwitch · February 3

Every word out of your mouth is like the squawk of an ugly pelican

honey_honey_12 · February 4

“It feels like breakfast in bed is just practice for when they put me in a home.”

Beachside0668 · February 4

“Everything happens for a reason”

itchmyTwitch · February 4

Sometimes the reason is that people are bad and events are random

jbs116 · February 4

Hold on, Chewy!

honey_honey_12 · February 5

"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person."

itchmyTwitch · February 7

“ you’re just like your ______”

itchmyTwitch · February 7

Wow, you were hungry!

cowsfan12 · February 10

If you’re not assessing you’re guessing

honey_honey_12 · February 11

“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.”

WC Fields

itchmyTwitch · February 15

Weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable

sr2587 · February 15

Great leaders are born from adversity.

honey_honey_12 · February 16

“I hope we never find life on another planet because if we do there's no doubt that the United States will start sending them money!”

D.T.

honey_honey_12 · February 18

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