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  • mellecitamellecita Posts: 6,189Member Member Posts: 6,189Member Member
    "I can't wait to weigh your liver."
  • Birdygirl15Birdygirl15 Posts: 88Member Member Posts: 88Member Member
    “What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone.”

    Alexander Pope, 1668-1744
  • _pi3__pi3_ Posts: 2,311Member Member Posts: 2,311Member Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    “Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
    ― Andy Rooney

    That's a great quote
  • _pi3__pi3_ Posts: 2,311Member Member Posts: 2,311Member Member
    Expect the worst, then you can be pleasently surprised.
  • bruby28bruby28 Posts: 4,123Member Member Posts: 4,123Member Member
    " the fatter you are , the harder you are to kidnap " - Shakespeare
    edited August 2017
  • dwrightlawdwrightlaw Posts: 822Member Member Posts: 822Member Member
  • Raquel_MamaRaquel_Mama Posts: 1,815Member Member Posts: 1,815Member Member
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    Hey, that's my quote! :D
  • Raquel_MamaRaquel_Mama Posts: 1,815Member Member Posts: 1,815Member Member
    I damn sure am.
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  • sw33tp3a1sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,079Member Member Posts: 5,079Member Member
    I damn sure am.
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    Ditto!
  • bruby28bruby28 Posts: 4,123Member Member Posts: 4,123Member Member
    " I walk around all day as if everything is fine , but deep down inside my shoe my sock is sliding off " Keanu Reeves
  • jtegirl1jtegirl1 Posts: 4,924Member Member Posts: 4,924Member Member
    "Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people- the ones who really belong in your life- will come to you. And stay." Will Smith
  • brockhamptonbrockhampton Posts: 211Member Member Posts: 211Member Member
    chaccaron, chaccaron, chaccaron, chaccaron, asdogihq3oihwpf3quoxet91nsam;nedtlq'[rqlglnbvsdbklsaoIBSDFndsvkhsae47qerl.as

    - el chombo
  • bruby28bruby28 Posts: 4,123Member Member Posts: 4,123Member Member
    " sometimes when I close my eyes , I can't see " Stevie Wonder
  • LittleHearseDriverLittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,678Member Member Posts: 2,678Member Member
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    Ya think? Story of my life
    Can you hang on a sec? I need to message someone back.....
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