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Every morning we are born again, what you do today is what matters most. 🕉🤙🏻0
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“Now everyone has a problem with time. But, the day has 24 hours and we sleep 6. Now I know there are some out there that say ‘woah, woah, woah…I need 8’. Well, I say, just sleep a little faster.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”
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If you're scared, just be scarier than whatever is scaring you.
Thumper2 -
“Making up quotes becomes exhausting after a while”—Abraham Chesterfield Sr.1
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Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is what you make it 🍻1
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In a world where you can be anything, be kind. ❤️3
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"I yam what I yam, and dat's all what I yam".
Popeye the Sailor Man2 -
“We all go a little mad sometimes.”
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“There’s a hole in the bucket.” - Dear Henry0
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »“There’s a hole in the bucket.” - Dear Henry
"I made another hole so the water can go out".
Larry Fine
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Nature is red in tooth and in claw.0
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When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know, I went.
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"I'm somewhere between giving up, and seeing how much more I can take". - don't know who said this. Maybe some stupid guy in some stupid movie. Or maybe not.0
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“There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.’”
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"D'oh!"
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“I know. You’re nothing more than a ghost in the machine; a gremlin sent by imps. There is no future, no past, and that which passes is as false as promises from a courtesan. No matter. We are the invention of anonymity; empty husks alive for the moments together.”
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I know I've had too much caffeine when I start thinking I can achieve somthing in my life1
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.2
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Good moms let the kids lick the beaters. Great moms take them out of the mixer, first.
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I have a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong, too.
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