When you're dating a monster (trigger warning lol)

inertiastrength
inertiastrength Posts: 2,343 Member
edited November 17 in Food and Nutrition
Who does this to chocolate squares? WHO!

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  • KirbySmith46
    KirbySmith46 Posts: 198 Member
    Lol
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    My husband would totally do that!
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    :cry:
  • inertiastrength
    inertiastrength Posts: 2,343 Member
    LOL! Hmmm, I thought that they have squares so you can break it apart and savor, one, delicious piece at a time.
    This is just wrong.

    That's how I have my poverty 4-6 squares lol He's bulking tho. No regard for humanity lol

  • bigmuneymfp
    bigmuneymfp Posts: 2,235 Member
    I would just eat it all up
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    If you eat the whole thing in one go that is fine. If you only eat part then biting into it instead of breaking it apart is kind of odd.
    If you are sharing and hand it to someone else that way it probably dampens their enthusiasm to see bite marks unless they are 3 years old.

  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    Good grief.

    I have a feeling that watching Jeopardy with him would be a horrible experience for somebody who gets irritated when people hop all over the board (i.e., me.)

    :smiley:
  • rahlpn
    rahlpn Posts: 551 Member
    Me. Especially Cadbury chocolate. My eyes are so glazed over I wouldn't even see the margins.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    So wrong!!!
  • bradspace3725
    bradspace3725 Posts: 1 Member
    This is tantamount to my eating whatever colored M&M's i grab from the bag with no regard to color or number. Drives my wife INSANE! Admittedly, I frequently do it to her on road trips JUST to drive her insane...:)
  • Clarewho
    Clarewho Posts: 494 Member
    @bradspace3725 I hope you don't mix your M&Ms.
  • mommarnurse
    mommarnurse Posts: 515 Member
    I would do that. And I would then suck out all the delicious caramel goodness that gets exposed when it's bitten into like that.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    fascha wrote: »
    Who does this to chocolate squares? WHO!

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    Indeed, who on earth would stop, or even pause ... Granted, technique leaves something to be desired, but not fully nomming the treat is nothing to overlook.
  • fitoverfortymom
    fitoverfortymom Posts: 3,452 Member
    THE HUMANITY!
  • Penthesilea514
    Penthesilea514 Posts: 1,189 Member
    I feel this way about string cheese too. Why on earth would you just take bites out of it? :grimace:
  • Rebecca0224
    Rebecca0224 Posts: 810 Member
    This is tantamount to my eating whatever colored M&M's i grab from the bag with no regard to color or number. Drives my wife INSANE! Admittedly, I frequently do it to her on road trips JUST to drive her insane...:)

    That's just marriage.
  • BedsideTableKangaroo
    BedsideTableKangaroo Posts: 736 Member
    No. No, man. *kitten*, no, man. I believe you'd get your *kitten* kicked doin' something like that, man.
  • WJS_jeepster
    WJS_jeepster Posts: 224 Member
    The same kind of person who would do this :noway: :laugh:

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    This offends me so deeply I am sputtering here at my desk and getting odd looks from coworkers
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    It occurs to me that the truly monstrous part of this is that there's even any left to take a picture of...
  • 3rdof7sisters
    3rdof7sisters Posts: 486 Member
    The same kind of person who would do this :noway: :laugh:

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    My shame knew no bounds when I ate a snack size Kit Kat without breaking them apart first, and that was only two pieces. The guilt and shame was almost overwhelming :o
  • Heather4448
    Heather4448 Posts: 908 Member
    So... you're single, huh?
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