Ladies, if you could have your way with him...

Fithealthyforlife

Here's one for the wild side in you ladies...

In high school, I knew a really scrawny guy. He was probably 110 lbs, and had smaller muscles than most girls. It wasn't that he was a natural ectomorph or anything, but he didn't do any sports or working out, and probably ate 1200 calories a day. Anyway, I was one of those guys who wasn't part of a group, and was liked by everyone, so I could sit at any table I wanted to at lunch. Once in a while I'd sit a few seats from these guys. I'd hear him and his geeky buddies talking mostly about video games, but sometimes about girls. Every time he mentioned one of the hot/fit girls, I'd think to myself, "man, that girl's legs are the size of your waist, and she could beat you up with her hands tied behind her back if she wanted to". But I never said anything.

Now, I'm sure that guy is like 250 lbs and obese now, because that's what usually happens to skinny guys who grow up and never work out.

But assuming he was still skinny and 110 lbs, and assuming he had a "cute" face, what would you, as a sexy, strong Amazon goddess of MFP Lore, do to the guy? Assuming you could do anything you wanted to him...?

UsedToBeHusky

In to see where this is going... :bigsmile:

This Amazon goddess is too graphic for the main forums. Sorry.

GiGiBeans

I'd beat him up and take his lunch money since he doesn't use it anyway.

Fithealthyforlife

In to see where this is going... :bigsmile:

This Amazon goddess is too graphic for the main forums. Sorry.

Oh...and please, ladies...make it CLEAN.

Stump_Likker

In to see where this is going... :bigsmile:

This Amazon goddess is too graphic for the main forums. Sorry.

I was thinking the same thing. My mind and mouth are a bit too dirty for this.

CoderGal

Here's one for the wild side in you ladies...

In high school, I knew a really scrawny guy. He was probably 110 lbs, and had smaller muscles than most girls. It wasn't that he was a natural ectomorph or anything, but he didn't do any sports or working out, and probably ate 1200 calories a day. Anyway, I was one of those guys who wasn't part of a group, and was liked by everyone, so I could sit at any table I wanted to at lunch. Once in a while I'd sit a few seats from these guys. I'd hear him and his geeky buddies talking mostly about video games, but sometimes about girls. Every time he mentioned one of the hot/fit girls, I'd think to myself, "man, that girl's legs are the size of your waist, and she could beat you up with her hands tied behind her back if she wanted to". But I never said anything.

Now, I'm sure that guy is like 250 lbs and obese now, because that's what usually happens to skinny guys who grow up and never work out.

But assuming he was still skinny and 110 lbs, and assuming he had a "cute" face, what would you, as a sexy, strong Amazon goddess of MFP Lore, do to the guy? Assuming you could do anything you wanted to him...?

Tell him to ignore a-holes like...well...you...can guess.

Also, the tall skinny ones tend to have huge....uh...minds...uh..yeah...

CrankMeUp

strange topic is strange.

ChildrenCryinNCoffee

Depending on his height, 250 pounds isn't really obese...

FYI, I married one of those "scrawny" high school guys who weighed a buck 25 wet at 6'4.
He grew up to become 200 pounds and fit and hasn't worked out a day since we've been together.

I've made four kids with this man...

You tell me what I'd do to him if I could do anything I want.

3foldchord

Get married, play geeky games, watch geeky TV, take him rock climbing and hiking, travel a little, and have awesome kids!
I like skinny geeks. I married a skinny geek. I like brains more than brawn.
He weighted 98 pounds in high school, I think, LOL!

Cadori

Well since we're delving deeply into stereotypes...I would marry him since he's probably a millionaire.

dirtnap63

strange topic is strange.

10/10 would agree

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

In to see where this is going... :bigsmile:

This Amazon goddess is too graphic for the main forums. Sorry.

Oh...and please, ladies...make it CLEAN.

on that note, I'm out.

CoderGal

Well since we're delving deeply into stereotypes...I would marry him since he's probably a millionaire.

haha luled

ChildrenCryinNCoffee

Get married, play geeky games, watch geeky TV, take him rock climbing and hiking, travel a little, and have awesome kids!
I like skinny geeks. I married a skinny geek. I like brains more than brawn.
He weighted 98 pounds in high school, I think, LOL!

^^^ See! We know what's up!!

Barbellerella

I would probably encourage him to open up a can of whoop *kitten* on a particularly obnoxious OP.

auroranflash

Here's one for the wild side in you ladies...

In high school, I knew a really scrawny guy. it was me, brah. I was probably 110 lbs, and had smaller muscles than most girls. It wasn't that I was a natural ectomorph or anything, but I didn't do any sports or working out, and probably ate 1200 calories a day.


But assuming I was still skinny and 110 lbs, and assuming I had a "cute" face, what would you, as a sexy, strong Amazon goddess of MFP Lore, do to me? Assuming you could do anything you wanted to me ...?

fixed

mister_universe

LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

Fithealthyforlife

Here's one for the wild side in you ladies...

In high school, I knew a really scrawny guy. it was me, brah. I was probably 110 lbs, and had smaller muscles than most girls. It wasn't that I was a natural ectomorph or anything, but I didn't do any sports or working out, and probably ate 1200 calories a day.


But assuming I was still skinny and 110 lbs, and assuming I had a "cute" face, what would you, as a sexy, strong Amazon goddess of MFP Lore, do to me? Assuming you could do anything you wanted to me ...?

fixed

I was probably 125 lbs in the beginning of freshman year, so not too far off. Not particularly geeky, but also not "cool" either. I'm a secure guy, so I'm fine with your substitution.

PlayerHatinDogooder

I would probably encourage him to open up a can of whoop *kitten* on a particularly obnoxious OP.

I'm no woman but something tells me that this is the correct answer . . .

UsedToBeHusky

LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

Oh... the things I could do to you.

whierd

This thread is rather strange..

Fithealthyforlife

LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

So, what would the ladies have done to you, me, and that guy back in HS?

PlayerHatinDogooder

LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

So, what would the ladies have done to you, me, and that guy back in HS?

Probably pretty similar to what they're doing right now.

Not giving you the time of day.

Fithealthyforlife

This thread is rather strange..

That's the point! I wanted to post something crazy for a change so no one can claim I'm boring.

Barbellerella

LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

So, what would the ladies have done to you, me, and that guy back in HS?

Probably pretty similar to what they're doing right now.

Not giving you the time of day.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

whierd

LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

So, what would the ladies have done to you, me, and that guy back in HS?

Probably pretty similar to what they're doing right now.

Not giving you the time of day.

BOOM!!

Fithealthyforlife

LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

So, what would the ladies have done to you, me, and that guy back in HS?

Probably pretty similar to what they're doing right now.

Not giving you the time of day.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Hey, what time is it, anyway? :flowerforyou:

dirty_dirty_eater

Op needs help with a domination fantasy... Apparently.

In any case, definitely needs some sort of help.

Otterluv

I'm cuddled up on the couch with him, getting ready to watch some TV as I get ready for class tomorrow.

He was 6'1" and weighed probably 125lbs at 18 when I met him. 22 years later he weighs a whopping 185 and is insanely good-looking (he was then, too). I have 2 sons with him, one of which is 6'2" and probably weighs around 130lbs. He hangs out with the other geeky kids on his robotics team, and girls think he's cute, just like I thought his dad was when I was 18. I guess some teen age girls aren't as shallow as OP thinks they are?

getitamb

Two words....Christian Grey.

CoderGal

I'm cuddled up on the couch with him, getting ready to watch some TV as I get ready for class tomorrow.

He was 6'1" and weighed probably 125lbs at 18 when I met him. 22 years later he weighs a whopping 185 and is insanely good-looking (he was then, too). I have 2 sons with him, one of which is 6'2" and probably weighs around 130lbs. He hangs out with the other geeky kids on his robotics team, and girls think he's cute, just like I thought his dad was when I was 18. I guess some teen age girls aren't as shallow as OP thinks they are?

This, 'cause