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A guy was in a cab going home from work when he checked his wallet and realised he didn't have enough money for the fare. He figured he's get the taxi driver to stop at an atm so knocked on the perspex divider and the driver screamed and nearly swerved off the road. He managed to calm down and the guy apologised for startling him.The cab driver apologised "It's not your fault, I haven't driven a cab very long before that for 20 years I was driving a hearse"
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