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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    I'm a palaeontologist, think Dr grant from Jurassic park
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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    I peel bananas

    That sounds painful. Is that how you make new skin suits?
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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Massage therapist ❤️
    Well hello there!
  • melissawill2017
    melissawill2017 Posts: 1,131 Member
    I'm an RN currently working as an Admissions Director
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I work front office/admin at an urgent care clinic
  • ShellyPru84
    ShellyPru84 Posts: 56 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I'm a palaeontologist, think Dr grant from Jurassic park

    This is so cool!
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    Physicist currently working in Optics Laser Engineering.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I'm a palaeontologist, think Dr grant from Jurassic park

    I can dig it!
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I'm a palaeontologist, think Dr grant from Jurassic park

    No, think Ross Geller
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I work front office/admin at an urgent care clinic

    So someone bled out while you posted that?
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    I'm a palaeontologist, think Dr grant from Jurassic park

    No, think Ross Geller

    Yeah I was going to go with that comment but decided it was too predictable. Although I wouldn't mind a Rachel!
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Bouncer for playtex
  • Mike_take2
    Mike_take2 Posts: 2,150 Member
    Truck driver
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    I book appointments for people to confront their fears and watch whilst they are "tortured". I then ask them to pay for that pleasure. I also act as general slave to the "masters" and anyone who thinks they are my "masters". All with a fake smile and a well concealed "I will kill" you expression , tenuously restrained, but mentally recorded in my "uber secret assassin mental log", buried deep amidst the torment and hellfire burning deep down in my dead, hopeless soul....
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    edited May 2017
    I book appointments for people to confront their fears and watch whilst they are "tortured". I then ask them to pay for that pleasure. I also act as general slave to the "masters" and anyone who thinks they are my "masters". All with a fake smile and a well concealed "I will kill" you expression , tenuously restrained, but mentally recorded in my "uber secret assassin mental log", buried deep amidst the torment and hellfire burning deep down in my dead, hopeless soul....

    Ahh the NHS...
    I'm a condom quality assurance

    Do you test them like I do?
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I book appointments for people to confront their fears and watch whilst they are "tortured". I then ask them to pay for that pleasure. I also act as general slave to the "masters" and anyone who thinks they are my "masters". All with a fake smile and a well concealed "I will kill" you expression , tenuously restrained, but mentally recorded in my "uber secret assassin mental log", buried deep amidst the torment and hellfire burning deep down in my dead, hopeless soul....

    Ahh the NHS..

    My, somewhat, NHS, spirit animal. :heart:
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I'm a condom quality assurance

    Do you test them like I do?

    Who do you think came up with "ribbed for her pleasure"?

    I heard you got the idea from a pineapple...
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    I'm a freelance, freelancer that specializes in freelancing.
  • ravenribbs
    ravenribbs Posts: 289 Member
    Veterinary technician. Because someone has to create the uncomfortable positions for the perfect picture. But at least my patients can be sedated......
  • Capergirl11
    Capergirl11 Posts: 28 Member
    Erotic romance writer
  • bbell1985
    bbell1985 Posts: 4,571 Member
    I'm an elementary music school teacher for an at-risk student population in Brooklyn.
  • CTcutie
    CTcutie Posts: 649 Member
    Scientist; I'm a research biologist & work in IBD. Have researched treatments for asthma, multiple sclerosis, and rheumatoid arthritis in the past. Ready for a career change, though... tbd!
  • abbelina04
    abbelina04 Posts: 280 Member
    Orthopedic nurse - love my job!
  • Mousaroni
    Mousaroni Posts: 34 Member
    I bounce around different countries every three months; I work with horses, whether that's teaching lessons, training horses, conditioning them for races, kid camps, cattle ranches, etc.
  • BeccaLoves2lift
    BeccaLoves2lift Posts: 375 Member
    edited June 2017
    I've been a bedside RN since 2008. I haven't worked since January, I'm taking this year off in hopes that I can figure out what I actually want to do with my life. I know it's not nursing.
  • BlondeandBlue28
    BlondeandBlue28 Posts: 442 Member
    Preschool Intervention Specialist
  • relynne
    relynne Posts: 387 Member
    HR analyst