Hi, I'm noob, and I have the same old story as everyone else

_noob_

I used to eat too much food. After realizing and accepting my mistake, I began to eat less food. This produced positive results and I'm here to share what I learned and learn from others while I use the benefit of food quantity tracking that is free to all users here.

Thank you for allowing me to assimilate into your club.

dirty_dirty_eater

It's not true noob! You are a special snowflake.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

now I feel excluded, because that's not my story... *runs off to cry*

auroranflash

I ate too many cavemen and apparently the caloric value of each varies wildly, so it's extremely hard for me to keep track. I try to keep with it though! POSITIVITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SoViLicious

LIES

quiksylver296

But doesn't eating less food put you into starvation mode?

Factory_Reset

*snort* Not falling for this again

Juliejustsaying

I accept you because you have a big fish.

cmcollins001

I used to eat too much food. After realizing and accepting my mistake, I began to eat less food. This produced positive results and I'm here to share what I learned and learn from others while I use the benefit of food quantity tracking that is free to all users here.

Thank you for allowing me to assimilate into your club.

iamkass

You are the same as me but.. but you are making too much sense... you must be a Troll. Run along now.

_noob_

I would also thank all of you for the playful banter that can often be misconstrued as sarcasm or general nastiness but when taken fully into context is actually a sign of your acceptance of me.

LarryDUk

You can't be the same as me cause I look GOOOOOD! I'm only here for the after pics.

cwolfman13

BS _noob_...that's total BS.

DashDeV

FR definitely not sent.

adlace

noob is good. noob is wise...

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I used to eat too much food. After realizing and accepting my mistake, I began to eat less food. This produced positive results and I'm here to share what I learned and learn from others while I use the benefit of food quantity tracking that is free to all users here.

Thank you for allowing me to assimilate into your club.

You're not the same. I got fat because I quit being active!

_noob_

I used to eat too much food. After realizing and accepting my mistake, I began to eat less food. This produced positive results and I'm here to share what I learned and learn from others while I use the benefit of food quantity tracking that is free to all users here.

Thank you for allowing me to assimilate into your club.

You're not the same. I got fat because I quit being active!

No sir, you got fat because you ate too much food. Being active may have played a role in how much food your body processed in a day and you failed to readjust your caloric intake, but you still got fat because you ate too much food.

And yes, you must think of things the same way I do or I find your responses unacceptable and objectionable.

_Waffle_

I used to eat too much food. After realizing and accepting my mistake, I began to eat less food.

Did you stop drinking milk too? I hear that helps.

deksgrl

_noob_

Waffle, in actuality I increased the nutrient density and quality of my food as I decrease my food intake to the point where i eat more micronutrients, more fiber, and more protein while eating FAR fewer total calories.

Basically there are so many compounding variables in my success that I can't answer a simple question of why what I did worked...:(

And no, milk is a calcium, vitamin D, protein and carbohydrate source that I do not deprive of for contrived reasons.

dirty_dirty_eater

I would also thank all of you for the playful banter that can often be misconstrued as sarcasm or general nastiness but when taken fully into context is actually a sign of your acceptance of me.

Oh piss off! (Brings a tear to your eye, don't it?)

K_Serz

Waffle, in actuality I increased the nutrient density and quality of my food as I decrease my food intake to the point where i eat more micronutrients, more fiber, and more protein while eating FAR fewer total calories.

Basically there are so many compounding variables in my success that I can't answer a simple question of why what I did worked...:(

And no, milk is a calcium, vitamin D, protein and carbohydrate source that I do not deprive of for contrived reasons.

Define quality. Is the food that you eat considered "clean"?

skullshank

I used to eat too much food. After realizing and accepting my mistake, I began to eat less food.

Did you stop drinking milk too? I hear that helps.

cayenne pepper diet will do wonders as well!

SoViLicious

Define quality. Is the food that you eat considered "clean"?


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That's creepy

dirty_dirty_eater

So, maybe cayenne soy ice cream?

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I used to eat too much food. After realizing and accepting my mistake, I began to eat less food. This produced positive results and I'm here to share what I learned and learn from others while I use the benefit of food quantity tracking that is free to all users here.

Thank you for allowing me to assimilate into your club.

You're not the same. I got fat because I quit being active!

No sir, you got fat because you ate too much food. Being active may have played a role in how much food your body processed in a day and you failed to readjust your caloric intake, but you still got fat because you ate too much food.

And yes, you must think of things the same way I do or I find your responses unacceptable and objectionable.

Disconcur. You troll. You're a wolf.



I know it is because I was underactive for my food consumption.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Waffle, in actuality I increased the nutrient density and quality of my food as I decrease my food intake to the point where i eat more micronutrients, more fiber, and more protein while eating FAR fewer total calories.

Basically there are so many compounding variables in my success that I can't answer a simple question of why what I did worked...:(

And no, milk is a calcium, vitamin D, protein and carbohydrate source that I do not deprive of for contrived reasons.

Do you LET your kids eat trash?

iamkass

No sir, you got fat because you ate too much food. Being active may have played a role in how much food your body processed in a day and you failed to readjust your caloric intake, but you still got fat because you ate too much food.

And yes, you must think of things the same way I do or I find your responses unacceptable and objectionable.

Amazing. You just can't learn that type of logic.

Juliejustsaying

Waffle, in actuality I increased the nutrient density and quality of my food as I decrease my food intake to the point where i eat more micronutrients, more fiber, and more protein while eating FAR fewer total calories.

Basically there are so many compounding variables in my success that I can't answer a simple question of why what I did worked...:(

And no, milk is a calcium, vitamin D, protein and carbohydrate source that I do not deprive of for contrived reasons.

Do you LET your kids eat trash?

Before eating trash pic



After



thats right, before I found the miracle diet of trash, I was a geeky dude.

_noob_

Waffle, in actuality I increased the nutrient density and quality of my food as I decrease my food intake to the point where i eat more micronutrients, more fiber, and more protein while eating FAR fewer total calories.

Basically there are so many compounding variables in my success that I can't answer a simple question of why what I did worked...:(

And no, milk is a calcium, vitamin D, protein and carbohydrate source that I do not deprive of for contrived reasons.

Define quality. Is the food that you eat considered "clean"?

I do apologize. By quality i actually meant nutrient density and the combinations of my foods containing the various macro and micro nutrients required by our bodies for ideal function.

No classification of "clean" or "dirty" was implied.

_noob_

Waffle, in actuality I increased the nutrient density and quality of my food as I decrease my food intake to the point where i eat more micronutrients, more fiber, and more protein while eating FAR fewer total calories.

Basically there are so many compounding variables in my success that I can't answer a simple question of why what I did worked...:(

And no, milk is a calcium, vitamin D, protein and carbohydrate source that I do not deprive of for contrived reasons.

Do you LET your kids eat trash?

define trash? My child only consumes material (when supervised) that I and his mother have deemed edible.