Survived my first mfp crucifixion
VinnyMartin24
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it's funny people use these terms but aren't quite sure what they mean. Crucifixion was used as capital punishment aka until you're dead and crows eat your face off.
There is no surviving. Jebus didn't manage it so I suspect, and it's only a suspicion, do correct me if I'm wrong but I suspect you didn't either.6 -
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MrStabbems wrote: »it's funny people use these terms but aren't quite sure what they mean. Crucifixion was used as capital punishment aka until you're dead and crows eat your face off.
There is no surviving. Jebus didn't manage it so I suspect, and it's only a suspicion, do correct me if I'm wrong but I suspect you didn't either.
So pain in the *kitten* only means anal sex?8 -
MrStabbems wrote: »it's funny people use these terms but aren't quite sure what they mean. Crucifixion was used as capital punishment aka until you're dead and crows eat your face off.
There is no surviving. Jebus didn't manage it so I suspect, and it's only a suspicion, do correct me if I'm wrong but I suspect you didn't either.
I can be a no-fun word fascist too.
"Crucifixion" is derived from the Latin for attachment (-fixion) to a cross (-cruc). Nothing in the word itself implies death.6 -
MrStabbems wrote: »it's funny people use these terms but aren't quite sure what they mean. Crucifixion was used as capital punishment aka until you're dead and crows eat your face off.
There is no surviving. Jebus didn't manage it so I suspect, and it's only a suspicion, do correct me if I'm wrong but I suspect you didn't either.
I can be a no-fun word fascist too.
"Crucifixion" is derived from the Latin for attachment (-fixion) to a cross (-cruc). Nothing in the word itself implies death.
Assuming OP did not die is calling him a liar.
That's not nice.1 -
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Avocado_Angel wrote: »Congratulations on surviving your first MFP crucifixion! Remember to log it, I'm sure it burned SOME calories !
Come on folks remember we are here to support one another with all our successes
That's what I said. Group hug?2 -
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I'm just catching up on this thread, but I like hugs!! Count me in!0
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Girl_With_Muscles_ wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Congratulations on surviving your first MFP crucifixion! Remember to log it, I'm sure it burned SOME calories !
Come on folks remember we are here to support one another with all our successes
That's what I said. Group hug?
I'm sensing a group hug is appropriate at this time, let's gather round
no one else wants on in this action? good! ill just squeeze between avocado and iron lol
Nice try! Now move over, I'm coming in!!
I might have to feel up your muscles. Just so I know you're not making *kitten* on your username0 -
jumps in. i'm here just for the hug0
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Avocado_Angel wrote: »
Wait. We didn't say anything about boobs. I don't have a push up bra today0 -
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So this is a braless group hug? I'm cool with that. I hate these damn things anyway.0
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It is now. I think it might have started as something else but we hijacked the thread. We're way too lazy to start a new one.0
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jumping in when i did was an utter stroke of genius on my part.0
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Ironandwine69 wrote: »It is now. I think it might have started as something else but we hijacked the thread. We're way too lazy to start a new one.
It's not the first thread that was hijacked, won't be the last. LOL1 -
Tomk652015 wrote: »jumping in when i did was an utter stroke of genius on my part.
Yeah and you said you were slow today
Also, can you please stop asking me to call you Daddy, it's kind of creepy0 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »Tomk652015 wrote: »jumping in when i did was an utter stroke of genius on my part.
Yeah and you said you were slow today
Also, can you please stop asking me to call you Daddy, it's kind of creepy
lmao. hey! stop that. this is the internet, people believe anything they read!0 -
Tomk652015 wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »Tomk652015 wrote: »jumping in when i did was an utter stroke of genius on my part.
Yeah and you said you were slow today
Also, can you please stop asking me to call you Daddy, it's kind of creepy
lmao. hey! stop that. this is the internet, people believe anything they read!
Haha.
Alright, alright. That was not true.0 -
Damn - late again. Missed out on the group hug.
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What if you're issued with a reprieve and taken down early? You can't call crucifixion anything other than what it is, so it would still be crucifixion, but you might live.MrStabbems wrote: »it's funny people use these terms but aren't quite sure what they mean. Crucifixion was used as capital punishment aka until you're dead and crows eat your face off.
There is no surviving. Jebus didn't manage it so I suspect, and it's only a suspicion, do correct me if I'm wrong but I suspect you didn't either.
There is precedent here: another form of capital punishment, hanging, was still referred to as hanging, even if the sentence was to hang the victim nearly to death, and then to take them down, still living, and kill them a different, more painful way. See: the wikipedia entry on hanging, drawing and quartering, but only if you're not eating. Graphic content.
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MrStabbems wrote: »it's funny people use these terms but aren't quite sure what they mean. Crucifixion was used as capital punishment aka until you're dead and crows eat your face off.
There is no surviving. Jebus didn't manage it so I suspect, and it's only a suspicion, do correct me if I'm wrong but I suspect you didn't either.
So he gets crucified again on MFP.
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VinnyMartin24 wrote: »I suck
It was the spelling mistake.
.... plus: Utah
We could have overlooked one or the other, but not both.1 -
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MrStabbems wrote: »it's funny people use these terms but aren't quite sure what they mean. Crucifixion was used as capital punishment aka until you're dead and crows eat your face off.
There is no surviving. Jebus didn't manage it so I suspect, and it's only a suspicion, do correct me if I'm wrong but I suspect you didn't either.
I can be a no-fun word fascist too.
"Crucifixion" is derived from the Latin for attachment (-fixion) to a cross (-cruc). Nothing in the word itself implies death.
I'm sure you're quite correct (I can't be bothered to check) however derivation does not determine meaning my Internet buddy!
edit: I just see the other replies to my comment, I would reply but it would only be a half effort
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MrStabbems wrote: »it's funny people use these terms but aren't quite sure what they mean. Crucifixion was used as capital punishment aka until you're dead and crows eat your face off.
There is no surviving. Jebus didn't manage it so I suspect, and it's only a suspicion, do correct me if I'm wrong but I suspect you didn't either.
I can be a no-fun word fascist too.
"Crucifixion" is derived from the Latin for attachment (-fixion) to a cross (-cruc). Nothing in the word itself implies death.
This is probably true.
However, it's like saying Electric Chair doesn't imply death either.
I'm not sure how many folks have endured Crucifixion or the Electric Chair and walked away from the event.
The same could also be said for: Head Shot
and... Marriage2
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