What would get you into a creeper's van?

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  • megemrj
    megemrj Posts: 547 Member
    Chocolate or Halo Top.

    Although +1 to free metal/rock concert Tix, doesn't even have to include meet n greet for the right band.
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    Puppies
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  • rogerlamar6
    rogerlamar6 Posts: 142 Member
    When I was 13, a guy asked me to get into his van(after asking me if I could make babies). Glad I didn't. My picture would be on a carton of milk or the back of a truck with the caption, "Have you seen me?"
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    I would for a massage and pancakes.
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  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    I would for a massage and pancakes.

    how about just an old boot I found on the side of the highway and kept it cuz it looked purty?
    Can I spit on them?

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  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    I would for a massage and pancakes.

    how about just an old boot I found on the side of the highway and kept it cuz it looked purty?
    Can I spit on them?

    Thats what i do.
    Ok I'm in but can we keep a window open...smells a bit in there.

  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Truth be told I have been in many "creepy" vans...but not with strangers or "creepers"

    Doing what Emily?
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    Butterflies
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    Butterflies

    All I can think of is "It puts the lotion on it's skin"
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    Butterflies

    All I can think of is "It puts the lotion on it's skin"

    :D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited June 2017
    Nice try @Avocado_AS5, you can't fool me. You're going to have to keep tying to lure me into your van the hard way.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I'd consider if for free shoes
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    I would for a massage and pancakes.

    how about just an old boot I found on the side of the highway and kept it cuz it looked purty?
    Can I spit on them?

    Omg I was actually re-listening to this the other day! :lol:

    Hahaha! I just got it!

    What if I told you I have lots of lizards in my van?
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    tjkita wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Truth be told I have been in many "creepy" vans...but not with strangers or "creepers"

    Doing what Emily?

    Who is Emily?

    If you are asking me, I've been a passanger in a few creepy vans! And I mean sketchy, scary vans
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    If we are basing things off of @MrStabbems theory then the answer depends on how hot the creeper is. If he is super hot then I would get in for fun. If he is mediocre then it would take puppies. If he is unattractive I would need puppies, chicken wings and ice cream with warm brownies.

    Well I wish you would have said this before all my brownies cooled down
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Some bomb *kitten* french toast, fresh squeezed orange juice, and any Marvel movie playing on Blu Ray.
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
    full case of "Tree House" brew
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    I'm just over here try to figure out why y'all are hating on my van...
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    L's and T's *kitten*

    This is....... sweet?

    As sweet as that *kitten*
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Nice try @Avocado_AS5, you can't fool me. You're going to have to keep tying to lure me into your van the hard way.

    Please? :kissing_heart:
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    ya'll forgetting one factor. This is a potential victim, one that will take you to a secluded area and have all the means to take care of body disposal.

    The real question is what would stop me getting into said van..
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    If I'm carrying my 9mm I'll get into the van, sure.
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