Friday Sh!ts and Giggles Day

pearson114

As it's Friday... a few jokes to get everyone in the weekend mood!

Feel free to add plenty more

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'There's two fish in a tank, and one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"

Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied

'I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"'

'Dyslexic man walks into a bra...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked



Happy Friday

aliciagetshealthy

I have no jokes...but now I'm humming Tom Jones...thanks....thanks a lot :grumble:

MarriedToMySoulmate

How do you get a sweet little old lady to cuss?
Have another sweet little old lady yell "BINGO!"

RebekahR84