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Put out your best pickup line

Play4number3
Play4number3 Posts: 715 Member
edited November 2024 in Fun and Games
Are you from Tennessee? Cause I want to make out with your face!

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  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    Is ur dad a baker,cuz ur a cutie pie (Never works)
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    We have an active warrant for your arrest. You're gonna have to come with me. (This usually works).
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    Excuse me, I have lost my number. Can I have yours?
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Hey baby, are you a dishwasher? because I'd like to put a load in you
  • Chaagy
    Chaagy Posts: 109 Member
    I am Groot.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Hey sexy, are you a school? Because I'd like to shoot kids inside you! ;)
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    I must be in heaven because you're an angel.....blah
  • SeptemberSun_1333
    SeptemberSun_1333 Posts: 2,742 Member
    Are you homework? Because I'd like to do you on the desk.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    You look ill. You must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    B.itch, I have herpes
    And now you do too
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    1. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
      1. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
        1. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
          1. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
            1. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
              1. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
                I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
                Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • ParadigmShifter
    ParadigmShifter Posts: 289 Member
    What's the difference between my couch and I?























    My couch pulls out.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Can you put lotion on my legs? ;););)

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  • bigmuneymfp
    bigmuneymfp Posts: 2,235 Member
    What's your ring size?
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  • kimothy38
    kimothy38 Posts: 840 Member
    Hi.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    I'm wet
  • Mike_take2
    Mike_take2 Posts: 2,150 Member
    What would you like for breakfast?
  • Mike_take2
    Mike_take2 Posts: 2,150 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Can you put lotion on my legs? ;););)

    zltiferb4v5u.jpg

    Yes
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    come with me if you want to live.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Do you like tacos?
  • Derf_Smeggle
    Derf_Smeggle Posts: 610 Member
    Hey sweetie. Hop in and I'll take you home.








    Only works when I'm picking up my girlfriend. :D
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    I have so much stuff in my pocket, will you dig it out for me?
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    I haven't actually used this one in a long time but, I'd go up to a girl and say something along the lines of

    " Listen, sorry to bother you, but you see that guy over there. That's my friend ******. Look I know this is really childish, but he's a little shy. He was wondering, if you're not here with anyone, would you come have a drink with me? "

  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    You look so good, I just want to take a bite out of you to see if you are as sweet as you look.
  • Play4number3
    Play4number3 Posts: 715 Member
    BigDougie1211 wrote: »
    I haven't actually used this one in a long time but, I'd go up to a girl and say something along the lines of

    " Listen, sorry to bother you, but you see that guy over there. That's my friend ******. Look I know this is really childish, but he's a little shy. He was wondering, if you're not here with anyone, would you come have a drink with me? "
    That's amazing
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    edited June 2017
    Hey mama how you doing?
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