Fathers Day Dad Joke Bonanza!

Poisonedpawn78
Poisonedpawn78 Posts: 1,145 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
In honor of the pops and the papas everywhere. What are your best Dad Jokes?

Having children is like living in a frat house: Nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Me: "Dad can you make me a sandwich?"

    Dad: "ABRACADABRA you're a sandwich!"

    :neutral:

    that's kinda adorable!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    All I've got is when I was a kid and crying about something my dad would always say "why are you crying...want me to give you something to cry about?" It was a joke...although it sounds harsh
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I don't always tell dad jokes.

    But when I do, he laughs.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited June 2017
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Me: "Hillary, make me a sandwich."



    :neutral:

    Fixed it
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    What did the Momma Bullet say to the Daddy Bullet?

    "We're having a BB!"

  • Steve25k
    Steve25k Posts: 125 Member
    What's brown and sticky.

    A stick
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