When to stop stalking someone?

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    edited June 2017
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    You don't stop, you just stalk someone new.

    My God, I simply love what you're wearing.




    right now.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    :o i didnt even know there was a stopping point

    This does not surprise me one bit!

    yeah im still going strong.... btw why did you switch shampoo?

    Just so you would ask me this!

    now i gotta give that hairpiece i been collecting another wash -.-

    As long as you don't want to wear my skin, it's all good.

    thats cool..... i was soo tempted to help you out when you was changing "dora's eye" out but i didnt wanna come out the bushes that would have been weird

    Hahah! I thought I heard some rustling over there!
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    ●When you're watching them in the shower and they don't sing
    ●when they have a full jar of peanut butter in their fridge that is there for far too long
    ●when they have too many photos of themself around the house
    ●when they don't have a draw full of crap in their house!
    These are all red flags for me, I don't want to be stalking a psychopath.

    how bout rap?

    Your shower rap is good fun, carry on.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    edited June 2017
    When they start liking you back the thrill of the chase is over :'(

    I like it when they play hard to get.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    When you run out of doll parts to mail them.
  • _Stay_Hungry_
    _Stay_Hungry_ Posts: 58 Member
    When they start liking you back!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    joanne3046 wrote: »
    When they start liking you back!

    Good Morning!
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    joanne3046 wrote: »
    When they start liking you back!

    Alright, I like you. You can take your tent off my front porch now ;)
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    edited June 2017
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I normally call it quits when they exchange vows with someone else. I never get to watch the ceremony because they throw me out.
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    When you find out they are an Ohio State fan

    That should be found out before stalking even starts
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    When @LittleHearseDriver is doing what she does to them
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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    When @nolan44219 gets a Cheeto d

    Lmao
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  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    when it ends with you standing in the forest, 50 miles from the nearest town, your tears hidden through the pouring rain, you're standing over a shallow grave holding a bloodied shovel, whispering to yourself "I could have loved you"

    at that point, it's time to move on.

    Such sweet poetry...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I don't feel resolved on this.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I don't feel resolved on this.

    No one likes a quitter.
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    When you have collected enough hair, nail clippings, and dead skin cells to create a life size doll of them.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited June 2018
    cee134 wrote: »
    I don't feel resolved on this.

    I applaud you on your resolve though.

    No one ever stalks me .. but don't give up there are MFP experts here to guide you to your answer.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I don't feel resolved on this.

    No one likes a quitter.

    Came here to write this
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I don't feel resolved on this.

    No one likes a quitter.

    Came here to write this

    I know, I heard you mutter it to yourself when I was listening from outside the window.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    When they’ve watched home alone too many times and won’t stop trolling me.
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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    That's a silly question. You never stop.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Let's face it, I'm committed. This will be going on till one of us is dead. Its gonna happen
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