It's Prime Day

Caporegiem

It's that time of the year again folks, the day where our consumer overlord Amazon blesses us with amazing deals on everything we didn't know we needed in our life. It's only one day and there's a lot of deals so I wanted to share a few must haves that I've come across. Feel free to share your own

Since there's no shortage butt hurt around here the first thing we have is Boudreaux's Butt Paste
https://smile.amazon.com/Boudreauxs-Butt-Paste-Ointment-Original/dp/B0009RF8G0/ref=gbps_tit_m-6_f45d_0445f9eb?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=c624455a-ed52-4f78-9f81-675ed6faf45d&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-6&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=13887280011&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=ZMWZATHA204PT8K17MF6&th=1


Trying to get your macros in but hate the whole "eating like a civilized being" concept? This extra long adult bib has got you covered. Now dig in to that peanut butter jar face first!
https://smile.amazon.com/Priva-Extra-Protective-Waterproof-Backing/dp/B000FOFX94/ref=gbps_tit_m-6_f45d_b0b68f25?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=c624455a-ed52-4f78-9f81-675ed6faf45d&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-6&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=13887280011&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=ZMWZATHA204PT8K17MF6&th=1


Next up we have a 37" inflatable T-Rex. No need for a catchy sales pitch on this one, it's a gosh damn 37" inflatable T-Rex
https://smile.amazon.com/Inflatable-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-37-Tall/dp/B001TQ1030/ref=gbps_tit_m-6_f45d_cf799070?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=c624455a-ed52-4f78-9f81-675ed6faf45d&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-6&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=13887280011&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=ZMWZATHA204PT8K17MF6


Rest days wouldn't be complete without this mermaid tail blanket. Move over Snuggie, compared to this, you don't have a leg to stand on.
https://smile.amazon.com/U-miss-Mermaid-Blanket-Sleeping-Blankets/dp/B01H2WP3K0/ref=gbps_tit_m-6_f45d_97a65745?smid=A2TMUHOWOO1XS1&pf_rd_p=c624455a-ed52-4f78-9f81-675ed6faf45d&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-6&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=13887280011&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=ZMWZATHA204PT8K17MF6


And finally we have butt plugs conveniently disguised at magnets. Assorted colors to coordinate with your attire and a 60-count so you can share with your friends.
https://smile.amazon.com/Tiergrade-Assorted-Magnetic-Whiteboard-Refrigerator/dp/B01K70O2HO/ref=gbps_img_m-6_f45d_6037df87?smid=A1IH27DTVVP2Y0&pf_rd_p=c624455a-ed52-4f78-9f81-675ed6faf45d&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-6&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=13887280011&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=ZMWZATHA204PT8K17MF6

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

Caporegiem wrote: »

It's that time of the year again folks, the day where our consumer overlord Amazon blesses us with amazing deals on everything we didn't know we needed in our life. It's only one day and there's a lot of deals so I wanted to share a few must haves that I've come across. Feel free to share your own



Trying to get your macros in but hate the whole "eating like a civilized being" concept? This extra long adult bib has got you covered. Now dig in to that peanut butter jar face first!
https://smile.amazon.com/Priva-Extra-Protective-Waterproof-Backing/dp/B000FOFX94/ref=gbps_tit_m-6_f45d_b0b68f25?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=c624455a-ed52-4f78-9f81-675ed6faf45d&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-6&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=13887280011&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=ZMWZATHA204PT8K17MF6&th=1

I want this for the car!!!!

caco_ethes

Do the plugs come in assorted sizes? Asking for a friend

SEAHORSES4EVER

I'll take the "magnets" and the T-rex please. For reasons.

angelxsss

can I have curtains please?

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Caporegiem

heidishmidi wrote: »

Do the plugs come in assorted sizes? Asking for a friend

I believe the magnets are one size but from my experience with magnets, if one won't get the job done you can add a few extra until satisfied with the results.

captainfantastic94

_har_T_Swallow wrote: »

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

HURRY THERE ARE ONLY TWO LEFT

Caporegiem

_har_T_Swallow wrote: »

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

Unfortunately not a Prime Day deal but it's allowed since the recommended products on that page led me to this gem
https://www.amazon.com/Nasco-Fat-Old-Fred-Black/dp/B004JOB9Z8/ref=pd_sbs_121_2/135-5131929-9607438?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=BAVECM5ME1EAF7X128GW