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Just st for giggles
lollyolivia
Posts: 305 Member
Hello hello!
What do you call two Mexican basketball players?
.....Juan on Juan!
It's my all time favorite joke lol what's yours?
What do you call two Mexican basketball players?
.....Juan on Juan!
It's my all time favorite joke lol what's yours?
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What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?Kermit's finger.2
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What's st stand for?1
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What's black and white and red all over?1
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »peppermintpudgy wrote: »What's black and white and red all over?
A book
A sunburned zebra
A newspaper I spilled my wine on
Correct!
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A nun with a bloody nose?3
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peppermintpudgy wrote: »What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?Kermit's finger.
You're a hoot! I love it!
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peppermintpudgy wrote: »A nun with a bloody nose?
A dead penguin?3 -
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What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
You walk him and pitch to the rhino4 -
@peppermintpudgy too funny 1
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What do you call a woman with one leg standing next to a wall?0
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@cee134 ST? Street?0
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lollyolivia wrote: »@cee134 ST? Street?
Name of the thread?1 -
What's the most important thing about telling a joke timing4
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jkjkjk
Eileen?1 -
@magster4isu I give, what do you call a woman w/one leg???0
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »peppermintpudgy wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »peppermintpudgy wrote: »What's black and white and red all over?
A book
A sunburned zebra
A newspaper I spilled my wine on
Correct!
A sunburned zebra reading a book on top of a newspaper I spilled wine on!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre panda2 -
magster4isu wrote: »What do you call a woman with one leg standing next to a wall?
I lean1 -
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So when they dock you can Scandinavian.
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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing.2 -
peppermintpudgy wrote: »What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing.
Omg lol too funny
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What do you call a woman with a third leg?
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