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caco_ethes
caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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What comments or brief conversations have you heard or had that were hilarious if taken out of context?

I'll start.. we're on a long trip and my sister is driving for me right now. She gets anxiety when there's a lot of traffic and she isn't sure where to go so I was navigating for her. Poorly, as it turns out. I failed to give her enough time to take an exit. She thought we were committed, but I was looking to see if she could still veer over and take the exit. I told her to take it, take it, TAKE IT! But she panicked and froze, and we drove past. After she had a second to regroup, she hollered "you have to remember that I'm not the type to just jerk off on an exit!"

Driving pro tip :joy:

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    Method laundry detergent

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    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    "Henry has great suction power but it's kinda awkward taking it upstairs"

    Talking about Henry the vacuum cleaner.

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    "I CAN'T EFFING GET IT UP!"

    .... Man deadlifting in the gym.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    "Henry has great suction power but it's kinda awkward taking it upstairs"

    Talking about Henry the vacuum cleaner.

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    Henry always looks so *kitten* smug.

    Henry has a dark side, @SEAHORSES4EVER

    Very, very dark.

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    His cousin is worse...
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