Out of Context

caco_ethes

What comments or brief conversations have you heard or had that were hilarious if taken out of context?

I'll start.. we're on a long trip and my sister is driving for me right now. She gets anxiety when there's a lot of traffic and she isn't sure where to go so I was navigating for her. Poorly, as it turns out. I failed to give her enough time to take an exit. She thought we were committed, but I was looking to see if she could still veer over and take the exit. I told her to take it, take it, TAKE IT! But she panicked and froze, and we drove past. After she had a second to regroup, she hollered "you have to remember that I'm not the type to just jerk off on an exit!"

Driving pro tip

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SEAHORSES4EVER

"Henry has great suction power but it's kinda awkward taking it upstairs"

Talking about Henry the vacuum cleaner.


Henry always looks so *kitten* smug.

Caporegiem

4 pumps = 1 load

Method laundry detergent

caco_ethes

SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »

"Henry has great suction power but it's kinda awkward taking it upstairs"

Talking about Henry the vacuum cleaner.


Henry always looks so *kitten* smug.

Henry can suck it.

Jruzer

I had a professor once who, upon not being able to find any large pieces of chalk, said "All I have are tiny little nubs."

livingleanlivingclean

"I CAN'T EFFING GET IT UP!"

.... Man deadlifting in the gym.

SEAHORSES4EVER

leut_underpants wrote: »

SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »

"Henry has great suction power but it's kinda awkward taking it upstairs"

Talking about Henry the vacuum cleaner.


Henry always looks so *kitten* smug.

Henry has a dark side, @SEAHORSES4EVER

Very, very dark.

His cousin is worse...