Help! So thirsty! Need recommendations...

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Oh this is an easy one. First I do my hair and makeup like I haven't been eating cheetos all morning and I've got somewhere to go. Pick out a top preferably with a plunging neckline but any old v neck will work too in a pinch. Put on a sexy pair of heels. These are a must. I then hop in bed and take a hundred selfies. On my belly, on my back, sitting up, push my boobs together closer, fix that out of place hair, tussle my hair, if I lay on my belly and prop my legs just right you can see my cleavage and my sexy shoes, look straight at the camera, looking away from the camera because it's mysterious, ugh this is hard. Then I scroll through them all to make sure that my face looks good. Then I crop half of my face out of it in order for my tittays to take center stage. Filter the ever living hell out of it so you can see the real me, not my flaws. Then I think of a witty caption like "time to take the kid to the park" or "ready for bed" or "just finished my workout" something like that. Then I hit post.

    And how many times per day should this be done?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Oh this is an easy one. First I do my hair and makeup like I haven't been eating cheetos all morning and I've got somewhere to go. Pick out a top preferably with a plunging neckline but any old v neck will work too in a pinch. Put on a sexy pair of heels. These are a must. I then hop in bed and take a hundred selfies. On my belly, on my back, sitting up, push my boobs together closer, fix that out of place hair, tussle my hair, if I lay on my belly and prop my legs just right you can see my cleavage and my sexy shoes, look straight at the camera, looking away from the camera because it's mysterious, ugh this is hard. Then I scroll through them all to make sure that my face looks good. Then I crop half of my face out of it in order for my tittays to take center stage. Filter the ever living hell out of it so you can see the real me, not my flaws. Then I think of a witty caption like "time to take the kid to the park" or "ready for bed" or "just finished my workout" something like that. Then I hit post.

    I love you.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Oh this is an easy one. First I do my hair and makeup like I haven't been eating cheetos all morning and I've got somewhere to go. Pick out a top preferably with a plunging neckline but any old v neck will work too in a pinch. Put on a sexy pair of heels. These are a must. I then hop in bed and take a hundred selfies. On my belly, on my back, sitting up, push my boobs together closer, fix that out of place hair, tussle my hair, if I lay on my belly and prop my legs just right you can see my cleavage and my sexy shoes, look straight at the camera, looking away from the camera because it's mysterious, ugh this is hard. Then I scroll through them all to make sure that my face looks good. Then I crop half of my face out of it in order for my tittays to take center stage. Filter the ever living hell out of it so you can see the real me, not my flaws. Then I think of a witty caption like "time to take the kid to the park" or "ready for bed" or "just finished my workout" something like that. Then I hit post.

    Can you recommend a good concealer to camoflauge Cheeto dust stains?
  • ManBehindTheMask
    ManBehindTheMask Posts: 615 Member
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Oh this is an easy one. First I do my hair and makeup like I haven't been eating cheetos all morning and I've got somewhere to go. Pick out a top preferably with a plunging neckline but any old v neck will work too in a pinch. Put on a sexy pair of heels. These are a must. I then hop in bed and take a hundred selfies. On my belly, on my back, sitting up, push my boobs together closer, fix that out of place hair, tussle my hair, if I lay on my belly and prop my legs just right you can see my cleavage and my sexy shoes, look straight at the camera, looking away from the camera because it's mysterious, ugh this is hard. Then I scroll through them all to make sure that my face looks good. Then I crop half of my face out of it in order for my tittays to take center stage. Filter the ever living hell out of it so you can see the real me, not my flaws. Then I think of a witty caption like "time to take the kid to the park" or "ready for bed" or "just finished my workout" something like that. Then I hit post.

    Can you recommend a good concealer to camoflauge Cheeto dust stains?

    Any/all snapchat filters will do the trick
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    Alcohol quenches mine fine
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Oh this is an easy one. First I do my hair and makeup like I haven't been eating cheetos all morning and I've got somewhere to go. Pick out a top preferably with a plunging neckline but any old v neck will work too in a pinch. Put on a sexy pair of heels. These are a must. I then hop in bed and take a hundred selfies. On my belly, on my back, sitting up, push my boobs together closer, fix that out of place hair, tussle my hair, if I lay on my belly and prop my legs just right you can see my cleavage and my sexy shoes, look straight at the camera, looking away from the camera because it's mysterious, ugh this is hard. Then I scroll through them all to make sure that my face looks good. Then I crop half of my face out of it in order for my tittays to take center stage. Filter the ever living hell out of it so you can see the real me, not my flaws. Then I think of a witty caption like "time to take the kid to the park" or "ready for bed" or "just finished my workout" something like that. Then I hit post.

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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Oh this is an easy one. First I do my hair and makeup like I haven't been eating cheetos all morning and I've got somewhere to go. Pick out a top preferably with a plunging neckline but any old v neck will work too in a pinch. Put on a sexy pair of heels. These are a must. I then hop in bed and take a hundred selfies. On my belly, on my back, sitting up, push my boobs together closer, fix that out of place hair, tussle my hair, if I lay on my belly and prop my legs just right you can see my cleavage and my sexy shoes, look straight at the camera, looking away from the camera because it's mysterious, ugh this is hard. Then I scroll through them all to make sure that my face looks good. Then I crop half of my face out of it in order for my tittays to take center stage. Filter the ever living hell out of it so you can see the real me, not my flaws. Then I think of a witty caption like "time to take the kid to the park" or "ready for bed" or "just finished my workout" something like that. Then I hit post.

    That sure was a lot of typing for nothing. I see no reference to fluid.
  • madxprofessor
    madxprofessor Posts: 81 Member
    I really love water. platonically AND physically
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    heidishmidi wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Oh this is an easy one. First I do my hair and makeup like I haven't been eating cheetos all morning and I've got somewhere to go. Pick out a top preferably with a plunging neckline but any old v neck will work too in a pinch. Put on a sexy pair of heels. These are a must. I then hop in bed and take a hundred selfies. On my belly, on my back, sitting up, push my boobs together closer, fix that out of place hair, tussle my hair, if I lay on my belly and prop my legs just right you can see my cleavage and my sexy shoes, look straight at the camera, looking away from the camera because it's mysterious, ugh this is hard. Then I scroll through them all to make sure that my face looks good. Then I crop half of my face out of it in order for my tittays to take center stage. Filter the ever living hell out of it so you can see the real me, not my flaws. Then I think of a witty caption like "time to take the kid to the park" or "ready for bed" or "just finished my workout" something like that. Then I hit post.

    And how many times per day should this be done?

    Well you start out slow, once in a blue moon (ya know cause it takes a good portion of your day and you're shy). But no one is going to come out and tell you that your ugly so you'll get comments like "love your top" or "your eyeliner is on point" or maybe "girl where'd you get that necklace?" You start to get a little confident, so you post another after a careful day of meticulous quaffing. More comments roll in and stroking your ego pretty nicely. Then you get that gross dude who happens to be into what you got and he'll reply something along the lines of "girl I'd drink your bath water". Before you know it, your hooked on that little high you get from feeling like just maybe I'm not a god damn dog. But you don't get that in real life so you have to come back here for more. And so begins the cycle. But you accidentally posted on a Sunday and no one was on so you gotta do it again on Monday. This is exhausting but you need that little taste of self esteem. Before you know it you're looking for any excuse to post a picture until everyone is so damn sick of your face that your comments start dropping off but you can't quit. Something like that.

    This seems doable. I need to try something, the thongs in my profile pic are not grabbing much attention yet.

    Completely unrelated side note- how are you at using contouring to, you know, make something appear larger?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited July 2017
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    heidishmidi wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Oh this is an easy one. First I do my hair and makeup like I haven't been eating cheetos all morning and I've got somewhere to go. Pick out a top preferably with a plunging neckline but any old v neck will work too in a pinch. Put on a sexy pair of heels. These are a must. I then hop in bed and take a hundred selfies. On my belly, on my back, sitting up, push my boobs together closer, fix that out of place hair, tussle my hair, if I lay on my belly and prop my legs just right you can see my cleavage and my sexy shoes, look straight at the camera, looking away from the camera because it's mysterious, ugh this is hard. Then I scroll through them all to make sure that my face looks good. Then I crop half of my face out of it in order for my tittays to take center stage. Filter the ever living hell out of it so you can see the real me, not my flaws. Then I think of a witty caption like "time to take the kid to the park" or "ready for bed" or "just finished my workout" something like that. Then I hit post.

    And how many times per day should this be done?

    Well you start out slow, once in a blue moon (ya know cause it takes a good portion of your day and you're shy). But no one is going to come out and tell you that your ugly so you'll get comments like "love your top" or "your eyeliner is on point" or maybe "girl where'd you get that necklace?" You start to get a little confident, so you post another after a careful day of meticulous quaffing. More comments roll in and stroking your ego pretty nicely. Then you get that gross dude who happens to be into what you got and he'll reply something along the lines of "girl I'd drink your bath water". Before you know it, your hooked on that little high you get from feeling like just maybe I'm not a god damn dog. But you don't get that in real life so you have to come back here for more. And so begins the cycle. But you accidentally posted on a Sunday and no one was on so you gotta do it again on Monday. This is exhausting but you need that little taste of self esteem. Before you know it you're looking for any excuse to post a picture until everyone is so damn sick of your face that your comments start dropping off but you can't quit. Something like that.

    *Dead* :D and so on point. Marry me?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Somebody needs to drink from my fire hose.

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Somebody needs to drink from my fire hose.

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    Just let her do it, you monster
  • royalty_mind_1me
    royalty_mind_1me Posts: 278 Member
    Gatorade :# cucumber flavor at that!!!
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    A bigass jug of Mtn Dew?
    Whiskey?
    Pickle Juice?
    Breast Milk? :D
    Eggnog?
    I like fierce lime gatoraide.
    I know it's bad, but I'm doing the Dew right now. *kitten* it's Friday night. I got to partay somehow. :)
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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    HyeKarma wrote: »
    A bigass jug of Mtn Dew?
    Whiskey?
    Pickle Juice?
    Breast Milk? :D
    Eggnog?
    I like fierce lime gatoraide.
    I know it's bad, but I'm doing the Dew right now. *kitten* it's Friday night. I got to partay somehow. :)

    I like a nice cold Tab

    Tab is veery goood. I like Tab. :)
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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
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    Ain't that the truth! :D
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    when i'm thirsty i just send out some noodz

    I do this too but my thirst is quenched by my tears because no one ever responds

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