Oh Brother

captainfantastic94

Hello! You won't believe these shenanigans, my kid <subliminal message: bro thread part 2> did this hilarious thing where she ran really fast and fell down woa!

cee134

...Where Art Thou? (can't stop myself from posting this)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meCZ5hWNRFU

caco_ethes

Following for the *cough* parenting stories

Just_J_Now

captainfantastic94

Another fun story! This guy i work with once <subliminal message: don't get this shut down bros> ate an entire triple cheese burger in like two bites

Caporegiem

captainfantastic94 wrote: »

Hello! You won't believe these shenanigans, my kid <subliminal message: bro thread part 2> did this hilarious thing where she ran really fast and fell down woa!

Oh man that's crazy. I've got some stories to share.

captainfantastic94

Caporegiem wrote: »

captainfantastic94 wrote: »

Hello! You won't believe these shenanigans, my kid <subliminal message: bro thread part 2> did this hilarious thing where she ran really fast and fell down woa!

Oh man that's crazy. I've got some stories to share.

The one at the bar or the one at subway?

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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

I have a rash in my groin area.

Caporegiem

captainfantastic94 wrote: »

Caporegiem wrote: »

captainfantastic94 wrote: »

Hello! You won't believe these shenanigans, my kid <subliminal message: bro thread part 2> did this hilarious thing where she ran really fast and fell down woa!

Oh man that's crazy. I've got some stories to share.

The one at the bar or the one at subway?

Those are tame, you should hear the one about Hobby Lobby.

erica_today

Yeah well I have 2 kids they're 6 years apart.
In one day they both ruined my day at the same time in different rooms of the house.

I went to take out the trash in the bedroom I lifted the bag out and liquid came pouring all over my floor. I thought someone through away a drink I was angry especially when I realized it smelt like straight pee. I asked my 8 year old wtf and he said he didn't want to go use the bathroom because he was playing a video game and it was a boss battle so he peed in the trash can. I made him clean the floor as I took the trashcan down stairs and as soon as I got there my toddler picked up a 13x9 in glass baking dish out of the dishwasher (to help unload it) and smashed it to a bazillion pieces on the ground right in front of me. Yay for that day. Enjoy your idiot child who falls randomly while running

It gets worse

captainfantastic94

erica_today wrote: »

Yeah well I have 2 kids they're 6 years apart.
In one day they both ruined my day at the same time in different rooms of the house.

I went to take out the trash in the bedroom I lifted the bag out and liquid came pouring all over my floor. I thought someone through away a drink I was angry especially when I realized it smelt like straight pee. I asked my 8 year old wtf and he said he didn't want to go use the bathroom because he was playing a video game and it was a boss battle so he peed in the trash can. I made him clean the floor as I took the trashcan down stairs and as soon as I got there my toddler picked up a 13x9 in glass baking dish out of the dishwasher (to help unload it) and smashed it to a bazillion pieces on the ground right in front of me. Yay for that day. Enjoy your idiot child who falls randomly while running

It gets worse

I feel like you need some hugs

Chase_The_Pain

My boy watched the cartoon "Lil Bill" (Bill Cosby) when he was about 3 years old. I took him to McDonalds to eat inside one day and we sat beside another family and he just looked at them. He TRIED to whisper while pointing at their kid and said "DADDY! There's Little Bill!". I was so embarrassed but the other parents laughed and thought it was hilarious which kind of made me feel better.

erica_today

captainfantastic94 wrote: »

erica_today wrote: »

Yeah well I have 2 kids they're 6 years apart.
In one day they both ruined my day at the same time in different rooms of the house.

I went to take out the trash in the bedroom I lifted the bag out and liquid came pouring all over my floor. I thought someone through away a drink I was angry especially when I realized it smelt like straight pee. I asked my 8 year old wtf and he said he didn't want to go use the bathroom because he was playing a video game and it was a boss battle so he peed in the trash can. I made him clean the floor as I took the trashcan down stairs and as soon as I got there my toddler picked up a 13x9 in glass baking dish out of the dishwasher (to help unload it) and smashed it to a bazillion pieces on the ground right in front of me. Yay for that day. Enjoy your idiot child who falls randomly while running

It gets worse

I feel like you need some hugs

Hahaha I don't need hugs. I need kids who take turns doing crazy things. Not sharing in the moment.

Worst part I called my eldests dad to tell him and his response was "hahahaha I use to do that when I was a kid too"

The genes run strong in my kids

FireTurtle75

When my oldest was still little, she painted the wall brown instead of taking a nap in her crib during nap time. She didn't own any brown paint at that age other than the kind she made herself...

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EggToni

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »

I have a rash in my groin area.

Use Windex!

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

@abetterme9366 wrote: »

Years ago when my little darling was 5 or 6 she wrote I Love Justin Bieber on her bedroom wall with chapstick. No amount of scrubbing or re painting covered up all of that greasy mess.

Did you show her how you used paint to write that same message on your bedroom ceiling?

Vikka_V

captainfantastic94 wrote: »

Hello! You won't believe these shenanigans, my kid <subliminal message: bro thread part 2> did this hilarious thing where she ran really fast and fell down woa!

Great idea!...I'll be lurking...make it <subliminally> informative and interesting!